STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes.
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How will you put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge, take out the elephant and put the donkey in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you do that?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party....
TEACHER: I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person..
STUDENT: No idea sir..
TEACHER: its u because you are on two weeks suspension.

Sharp student

toh bad gan