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Tell Me If I Am silly by dayodare49o: 4:27pm On Oct 09, 2015
TELL ME IF I AM STUPID
One day, while I was still a teenager, we were told that the world was going to an end. People all over the world were panicked, some people started selling their properties, some asking for forgiveness of their sins, some had abundant of what they were not having. Things like sex, alcoholic drinks…some were stealing more from others to satisfy their lives for the last chance, some busy crying , some having enough sex, everybody had one thing or the other to do to console themselves all over the world.

The night we were expecting the world to end, poor me was laying on my mat in my position with great fear…expecting death, I could not say how the death would come, I could not say what would happen and how the happening will lead to world collapse. But I believed that the world was going to end as we had all heard it and even the big brothers in my area were afraid as well, why wouldn’t I?

I could not sleep, my eyes were opened wide, and I was looking at window, looking at the door, looking at the roof, looking at the four-cornered wall trying to see how it would happen. The owner of me, the Beginning and the End, He was created Himself out of nothing…came to me He said, why are you afraid of death Son?…do you want the world to end? I could not open my mouth but I shook my head saying no. After this, I slept off and I found myself in the following day…I did not even remember until I overheard people discussing it in the neighborhood. I said to myself so, life continued, I stood up and bounced to the streets as usual.

The memory remained vividly. Since then, I have heard of several rumors of world going to an end several times and I responded to many of them. There was a particular one that happened in 2011. I was on my way in a city and I was given a pamphlet which stated that world was going to end on May 11, 2011 with all possible reasons I came out with confidence in public (social Media) and condemned the pamphlet and proved it in my own way that the world was not going to an end yet and here we are today.
That was not enough, it happened also again in 2013, we were told that nibiru was going to destroy the world but I condemned it. I told them nothing dey happen, I never ready…world was also not ready. Several ones had also been said by scientists, prophets, observers and concerned people but I kept condemning them again and again for one reason…I AM NOT READY. I think at this stage, it is time for you to say if I am stupid because what does the idiot me have do with the end of the world but wait let me finish. However, I will not deny the fact that those forecast the September 2015 were right but they did not present it the way it will take place. September indicates preamble of the whole body of the great expectation. That makes the forecast to be invalid void and falsehood, so, I condemned it as I condemned all others

Now consider this, 2016 is going to be the beginning of the end time and everything will end 2020. We have fully consumed our time, the grace period of three years, the end time period of three years, the marginal time of three years. The process is starting by 1st of March, 2016. How is it going to happen?
As I am talking to you right now, there are more than 46,000 natural disasters of different kinds that are ready to destroy us. Natural disasters that human brains can never imagine, Natural disasters that were created from things that were not existing, one of them can destroy more than 22 million people in a second, He does not need this much to destroy all of us but His wrath has gone beyond control.

As am talking to you right now, more than 7,500 weapons are ready to destroy us. Each is capable of killing 3.5 million every seconds…He does not need this much to destroy all of us but His wrath has gone beyond control.

As I am talking right now, more than 6000 heaven warriors are ready to destroy all of us. Each of them is capable of destroying as many as 3.6 million every minute; He does not need this number of warriors but His wrath has gone beyond control. The 1000 that are chosen out of the world will be listed into heaven military.
As I am talking right now, He has budgeted four years to end everything. Of cause 4 hours should be enough to finish all of us but it seems even as much as He is angry He still controls Himself, no wonder He is God. More so, glory be to God who lorded Himself upon us

I am sure that we can buy more time…the four years can be doubled or even more that is my concern, I cannot change your fate, I cannot change what you have chosen but I know I can buy you sometimes.
Of cause, this is going to be different to all other end time prophecies we had heard in the past in many ways.

The end time I am talking about will not come as sudden as the ones we had heard in the past…it is not that the world will just break down suddenly as those ones had presented it…it will have systematic process, it will have procedures and protocols as to give mankind some privilege during the time…after all, when God wanted to create us, He systematized it. He created us out of intelligence and destroying us should be out of intelligence. Don’t forget in everything, God usually gives us reasons to thank Him although, we may choose not to.

Of cause, it will not be good enough for us not to be able to show love and affection to one and the other during the time…I am in the film with you, we are together in it, I want to take up the poorest death but I will rise again, by 2020 the King must have returned on His throne, at right hand of His father, you would have gone into hell fire, maybe it could be 2025 if you cooperate. I want to go through all the possible suffering since I know world leaders are responsible for every evil think I experience, why won’t I? Not only that, more so, I want to take on the poorest death upon myself as a punishment for my incompetence, regret of my disappointment to the Most High, also, as my humbleness to His dominion upon all creations I have buckled up my shoes and fastened my belt 100% ready. So, don’t worry I am in it with you, I will be in both sides…executing the destruction yet among the destroyed.

Can we escape it? No! We cannot! Don’t try to make it worst for us. If somebody offers me chance to run into another planet earth I will reject it why? Because I know there is no hidden place for us! If you think there is a place we can run to let me quickly tell you, that place must be another trap for us, it may be one of the disasters awaiting us. The only solution to this is to humble ourselves in the presence of death at least if this is the only time we will all respect God for who He is. He leaves us to live our life as we wish…now the measure is full; His anger will tear us apart why should we try to stop Him while He does not stop us from choosing where we are today. His Plan for mankind was to live forever when they failed by committing the sin then the plan for them to be old and die, when their evil was going higher death was initiated, when their evil got stronger their life span was reduced again and again, when it seems they will never repent then natural disasters were initiated and mankind looked to heaven and said God is evil, God is sadist, God is crazy, God is murderer, God is hater, God does not exist…why would this happen to us if God exists? They say why would a sinless baby die if there is God as if they know the baby’ s creation number and all such dirty words. Then this calls for opening of hell fire and I am using this opportunity to tell you that nothing will be big enough to change your fate. Do you know that if the population is not reduced by death, disasters, short life span world would have collapsed some 2300 years ago as a result of evil perpetrated by human beings?

Hello co-members, we are in for it. This is where we have pushed ourselves to, there is no time to trade blame, blame will not surely save us from hell fire, but oneness and simple obedience can buy us times at this last time. This is what matters, although, it cannot change your hell fire fates, as I have said but you may go in late.

The plans had been fully drawn. The warriors are everywhere to carry out His command…but before He carries out His action I think is right that I give us some advice that can help you since I know how everything is going to be carried out.
Declaration

I raise my hands to heaven and declare that in early of Match 2020 the world population will not be more than 1001 including myself. But if the recommendations bellow is followed, at the Match 2020 the world population will be closed to 2 million people and the 2 million people will be able to continue until 2025 when there would be no more human beings on earth.

I raise my hands to heaven and declare that I have no power to send you to heaven since you chose Hell fire and also declare that even if I am in position to determine your fate, I will not award you mark that you did not score meaning I will send you to the place you have chosen for yourself.

I raise my hands to heaven and declare that no preferential treatment for any country or individual during the period. Every country and everybody have equal chance including myself; it is now left with you as a country or a person to struggle further. And also declare that the Evil Kingdom (the land through which mankind turns against God) will have their special evil treatment wherever they find themselves on the face of the earth till they are all no more. Stature of their evil had already been built inform of a wild and stubborn animal waiting to welcome them in hell fire.

I raise my hands to heaven and declare that either in the dream or life I have never used my hands to kill anyone. Why? Because I cannot! My hands are good to make life not good at killings. How will I be good at it when He who makes heaven and earth is not good at it? I promise with my two hands I will not still use my hands to kill except and only if world leaders…
My recommendations for you follow shortly.

My Recommendations
It is not necessary you take my advice but I will surely say I offered advice but was rejected.
My advice mainly goes to the world leaders, I mean presidents, prime ministers, chancellors, kings and their equivalents all over the world.

This is not about science, this is not about technology, this is not about spirit this is not about economy…these cannot help you. All you have gathered since the time of Adam are like toy in the hand of a baby…all this things cannot stop what is coming over us, they will only make Him angry more. All that our scientists and technologists claim to know is like a child in Kinder Garden Class against a professor of math; both of them writing mathematics competition. Can both compete? Do they have common ground? That is how all the knowledge we had gathered since the time of Adam is to Him.

In this case here are my advices and reasons for the advices.
1 World leaders should start process to short down world economy.

Reason: it will enable us to learn how to live with little. That will prepare us to face the hardship coming upon us. Just like myself, I can go days without food or water yet strong, walk and work only those who can live like this will be able to live longer at least delay hell fire time. If natural disasters hijack the economy from us suddenly it would be devastated and the shock alone can wear and tear us down.

2 world leaders should take responsibility and apologize to their citizens
Reason: world leaders have failed their citizens woefully. They have to apologize for taking them to hell fire, for lying and covering the truth from them, this is not right time to trade blame. The leaders have to apologize humbly; I pray they accept the apologies because co-operation is only what we need now. It cannot change our fate but it can buy us plenty of time and everybody must be carried along no secret any more, this is a problem that affects us all.
This has to be done, if not rebels and terrorists around the world will not let this plan work out. So, how are we going to cope with it? We cannot take on both artificial and natural disasters at a time and their activities will make Him get harder on us.

3 Love your neighbors: this is not time to feel isolated, after all, you are not carrying the blame alone, and it is collective responsibility,
Reason: so it can be easy for you to ask for help and help someone, no matter how hard is the situation, it is a time that we need to pool our strengths and this will not be possible without love for our neighbors.

4 Stop Belief in science and technology to repair the world. Your Scientists and technologists were not there when He created this world; it is not within their power to repair it.
Reason: the more they try to repair it the more natural disasters He throws at us, the more effort the scientists and the technologists put the harder He knocks world down. Therefore, if they don’t stop this we may not be able to buy time.

5 Internet and network: we should start learning how to live without internet.
Reason: As we all know, the world economy is connected to internet a little disaster like corona ejection is more than enough to knock us down yet believe me there are hundreds of natural disasters that can knock out internet out of place forever. This must not catch us unaware we should start learning how to go on without internet, phone…

6 Forgive yourself: you have to also forgive yourself for every evil you have coursed this world.

Reason: If you don’t forgive yourself you will not receive forgiveness from others, forgive yourself for sending self to hell fire. Then forgive one another the love that you have failed to show, it is not too late, you can show it by forgiving yourself and someone who offends you.

7 Sciences and Technology must be shut down
Reason: this is just an advice you know that. But if you want to live little longer, you have to shut down science and technology related to heaven and earth. Sciences like astronomy, astrology, geology, geo…they are more of anti-God, all your finished and work in progress AIso…you are messing God around with these. More so, shutting them down will also help us to go manual. If He attacks us while all these scientific and technological apparatus are active then it means you are helping Him to destroy us and our destruction may not take up to four years. Yes! He may finish us within short period of time. BE WARNED

8 Don’t retaliate the heaven warriors
Reason: any effort to retaliate the heaven warrior will lead to too much casualty for us. For us to be able to kill one of them we will have to have 25,000 years life span and our population must be about 70 billion. This means for human beings to be able to kill one heaven warrior, our population must be up to 70 billion and our life span must not be less than 25, 000 years with this size of population and age, our technology and science would have been at least 12000% better and greater that what we have right now. Our life span was cut to 80 years more than 3000 years ago because He knows we will turn against Him, we are not in any way match the heaven warrior
Let me give you little description of the mighty warriors. They have fought more than 250, 000 wars in the last 5 billion years; during the process they killed 600 trillion peoples but none of them died, they killed peoples who had 35, 000 years life span and above with population not less than 130 billion. No one of them had ever been injured or killed in any war. If they wante to massacre targets and the targets retaliate it becomes war so, I don’t want us to go head to head with them. Our solders must not try to fight back, if they want to massacre just 1 million people at a time for example, if our solders make attempt to fight back they will then kill more than what they plan in the first place, in fact it can be more than double.

9 Avoid/Reduce movement from one country to the other
Reason: Migration must be discouraged. Movement of large number of people from one country to the others must be discouraged because manipulation of immune system and altering of our DNA will be anti crowds. Not only that, migration on itself would be a bad trade for us during the period.


Little Gist
The first disaster that He is planning to use against us is reduction of adaptability. We will find it hard to cope with our usual problems: New life, new beginning, new environment, new weather will be hard on us…instead of coping the situation will be worsening.
He will manipulate our immune system to suit His plan. I did not say He will destroy it or weaken it. I say He will manipulate it to suit His plan so all the diseases and virus symptoms will be different to what we know them to be. HIV symptoms will be different to what they used to be, if someone has malaria he won’t know that he has malaria because the symptoms will not show that the nature of the sickness is malaria. This means that all the scientific and medical apparatus, findings and knowledge…will not be useful…not only that, all the drugs all over the world will be useless.

Genetic Materials: He will alter our gene to suit His plan. He will alter our blood so; we will not be able to donate blood to one and other. There are thousands of natural disasters that our bodies can produce for His use. If someone donates his blood, combination of two different bloods become natural disaster.

Those that took my blood sample should keep it very well. What will destroy them is already with them. They want to use my blood to create Jesus Christs, supermen…ha ha ha. Ho! You want to use it to create anti malaria drugs for African children? ha ha ok o!
How many of this can I talk about, they are too much, and are just few out of thousands available. However, you have to start learning from hard way. I am chief poor man. I am weak but strongest, small but mighty, gentle gladiator, quiet giant, slow but fastest, short but tallest, idiot but wisest, lazy but unchallengeable there is no challenge I cannot take on, tell me what I cannot do, I can live many days without or with little food and water, I can trek 25 kilometers per hour. I can live without phone even right now I have no phone, I can live without internet that is why I am passing this to you right now after this if there is no internet again I will be ok. I can live without electricity, 2 years of my last three years was without electricity in my house. I spent more than 35% of my life without electricity, here I am stronger and better than those that have all of them in their control.

I will surely be the last man standing, I will be among 1001 heaven goers…are you prepared?
You are free to call me names. Idiot, stupid, liar….I will not answer, what will answer all of us has arrived. I cursed you? I will no more! The curses beneath us are waiting us; they are tied with our next of action. Our steps, actions, behaviors, characters will surely lead us to manifestation of the curses…ha ha ha.

Note: that I am not ironman, I am not spider man, I am not superman, I am not Jesus Christ so, you should understand that I am not saying you should patronize me. I don’t want you around me because being around me cannot make any difference. I want it to continue as we started, I want you far away as it is, we should remain eternal enemies, the beginning of our enmities is hell fire we are at introductory level…so don’t think you can come around me…NO! We have nothing in common.
This is manifestation of Book of Revelation 10 vs 4 and Daniel 12 vs 9

I wish you all good luck.
Re: Tell Me If I Am silly by menesheh(m): 7:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
You're silly grin

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