Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,343 members, 7,850,239 topics. Date: Tuesday, 04 June 2024 at 04:51 PM

How To Toast A Lady - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / How To Toast A Lady (4293 Views)

How To Toast A Nigerian Girl And Win Her Heart / Is It Proper For Nigerian Guys To Toast A Lady On Social Media? / Toast A Girl/boy In 10 Words. (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

How To Toast A Lady by pajoeg: 12:40am On Apr 29, 2009
plz help out on how i can toest a girl
Re: How To Toast A Lady by blackmann(m): 1:55am On Apr 29, 2009
put her in the toaster.
Re: How To Toast A Lady by Nobody: 2:44am On Apr 29, 2009
blackmann:

put her in the toaster.
toast her till she's hard and crispy,baby!
Re: How To Toast A Lady by softtouch2(m): 4:43am On Apr 29, 2009
Remember to sandwitch her with onion and veg before inserting her in the toaster, grin
Re: How To Toast A Lady by Nobody: 4:44am On Apr 29, 2009
rotflmao grin grin grin
Re: How To Toast A Lady by No2Atheism(m): 10:00am On Apr 29, 2009
@toyinrayo, i dey ves wit u so please please we need to talk urgently,

send your YIM to my email: No2Atheism@gmail.com after which i would then contact you via my own yahoo messenger account,

grin don't be afraid "Alagolo" grin No am not pregnant for you, you don't have to fear, grin
Re: How To Toast A Lady by eddy1977(m): 12:21pm On May 05, 2009
easy, call her early in the morning and tell her that u cant find ur dick, can she check her purse and see if its in there. she will think u r loosing ur witts and toast u. cool
Re: How To Toast A Lady by babsongudus: 12:53pm On May 05, 2009
Mr Pa Joe G, u mean how to grill a girl? em, em like barbeque shit?
If it is dat, very simple. Just put grounded pepper around n inside her pussy(UR GIRL FRIEND) u can aswell sprinkle some dried onions around her breasts place her whole body on a grill machine for about 45mins-1hr then u ready to consume like MR CLIFFORD ORJI. Enjoy ur food, Mr. PA JOE
Re: How To Toast A Lady by maray(f): 1:27pm On May 05, 2009
;d ;d :d :d
Re: How To Toast A Lady by lizzyA(f): 2:25pm On May 05, 2009
Try and get a nice ride and take her to any eatery of her choice,if possible get her an apple laptop for her birthday,belive me d girl will be all urs 4 keep grin
Re: How To Toast A Lady by promkingzz(m): 2:56pm On May 05, 2009
lizzy A:

Try and get a nice ride and take her to any eatery of her choice,if possible get her an apple laptop for her birthday,belive me d girl will be all urs 4 keep grin
that is, as the maga wey him be abi?

(1) (Reply)

Why Don't Girls Call Guys On Phone? / When Your Gf Says No More Bleeping Till Marriage / Can You Attend A Wedding Ceremony Of Ur EX?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.