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Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 12:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
Hello romancelanders.... I need help o.

My bae would be travellin outta d country on monday morning and i really want to be at the airport when she finally leaves the shores of this country.... Please what Lie would i tell my Director at the working place so as to b absent from work the said day. I skipped work on friday to be with her at least for the last time with excuses of health issues and i know it might not work this time. Please help, ah love dz babe much, want to do this last thing for her
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Quadre: 12:59pm On Oct 17, 2015
Go find make up artist make dem design u like say na molue jam u den snap urself send to ur oga. E dey work 4 me every time.
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by misspicy(f): 1:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
Tell your boss that you want to go and collect an injection at the hospital...thats a good lie
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by benedictnsi(m): 1:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
Be bold... . Tell him you need to be at the airport to bid farewell to your fiancee..... #gaskia

If you can't, then follow that first suggestion above grin but you don't need any makeup artist. You only need RED-OIL , GV, and BANDAGES & SAFETY-PINs...... It will give you even one free week to see your gf off and chyk oda girls around grin

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Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by naijaboiy: 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
Tell him your mum is critically i'll at the hospital.

Or you have an appointment with the doctor. undecided
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Nobody: 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
misspicy:
Tell your boss that you want to go and collect an injection at the hospital...thats a good lie

misspicy you can lie oo

You fit win award
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by misspicy(f): 1:05pm On Oct 17, 2015
gassdon:

misspicy you can lie oo
You fit win award
Thank you,af been in his shoes so i know how it pinches
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by gab264(m): 1:07pm On Oct 17, 2015
Skimpledawg:
Hello romancelanders.... I need help o.

My bae would be travellin outta d country on monday morning and i really want to be at the airport when she finally leaves the shores of this country.... Please what Lie would i tell my Director at the working place so as to b absent from work the said day. I skipped work on friday to be with her at least for the last time with excuses of health issues and i know it might not work this time. Please help, ah love dz babe much, want to do this last thing for her
Tell ur boss that u have suspected case of Ebola"
that u will be quarantine for 24hours"
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Nobody: 1:09pm On Oct 17, 2015
Help with lies? Lol.... Solve ur problem yourself.
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Nobody: 1:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
misspicy:

Thank you,af been in his shoes so i know how it pinches

hahaha

Be my coach!

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Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by cruzyteejay(m): 1:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
Lie?....nah nah,since you already registered a lie on Friday,about medical issues,all you do is just to extend the thread a bit by telling that you are going for check up due to the lie you already registered on Friday to know if you are truly ok
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by jamex93(m): 1:39pm On Oct 17, 2015
Tell ur OGA say him wife moda die

So u want go visit ha
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by phillipay: 1:56pm On Oct 17, 2015
Just go with her to tge airport and if you are queried later at that moment am sure you can think of what to say...dnt start worrying yourself about wat to say now it would surely come when the tension arises
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 5:17pm On Oct 17, 2015
gab264:
Tell ur boss that u have suspected case of Ebola"
that u will be quarantine for 24hours"
Kai, dz 1 is strong... Ele yi gidi gan shocked
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 5:19pm On Oct 17, 2015
naijaboiy:
Tell him your mum is critically i'll at the hospital.

Or you have an appointment with the doctor. undecided
Haa, Oga naijaboiy, na my mama u want make i use? Try n be soft na
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by naijaboiy: 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
Skimpledawg:

Haa, Oga nai jaboiy, na my mama u want make i use? Try n be soft na
Sorry no vex!

Shey na you dey find excuse na! I was only trying to help grin
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 5:37pm On Oct 17, 2015
naijaboiy:

Sorry no vex!

Shey na you dey find excuse na! I was only trying to help grin
U harsh o grin....



Buh cwiosly ehh, i just av to see her off at d airport buh ma oga too harsh undecided
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by pamcode(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2015
gab264:
Tell ur boss that u have suspected case of Ebola"
that u will be quarantine for 24hours"
lol the man will release him without thinking.But still what made you think of this sha, very hilarious
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 3:33pm On Oct 18, 2015
pamcode:
lol the man will release him without thinking.But still what made you think of this sha, very hilarious
Lols... It rily got me scared. Very funny

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