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Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 1:33pm On Oct 17, 2015
There's a thread like this in property section,which I think is working well for those questions,issues and topics that do not need threads of their own.
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 1:37pm On Oct 17, 2015
Did God really devided the Red Sea for the Israelites to cross and closed it on the Egyptians,or this is just a metaphor?
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 2:53pm On Oct 17, 2015
Nice thread bro. . . . Let me ask mine too..
How the hell did the Goddess Isis reassemble the God osiris to birth Horus

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Krystalzkris(f): 3:20pm On Oct 17, 2015
why do people say that God's Love is unconditional even though we need to believe in him first before we make heaven?? Did they forget the meaning of unconditional??

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by sonmvayina(m): 6:25pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
why do people say that God's Love is unconditional even though we need to believe in him first before we make heaven?? Did they forget the meaning of unconditional??

most people dont know how stupid the christain ideology is..they just lack or are scared of the responsibility of using their brain . Those concept never made any sense to me...

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 6:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
Will good pets make rapture?

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 7:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
And lets not forget God's commandment in his Holy Bible, Deut. 23:1, "if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord. "
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 7:34pm On Oct 17, 2015
And lets not forget God gave muhammed a flying horse...?

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Pidggin(f): 8:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
Why do good people suffer
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 8:19pm On Oct 17, 2015
Is God seeing every human being in the world?
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by hahn(m): 8:48pm On Oct 17, 2015
Did Jesus ever smoke weed?
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by hahn(m): 8:48pm On Oct 17, 2015
Was Mohammed on coke?

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Krystalzkris(f): 9:33pm On Oct 17, 2015
sonmvayina:


most people dont know how stupid the christain ideology is..they just lack or are scared of the responsibility of using their brain . Those concept never made any sense to me...
its just pointless.
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 9:41pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
why do people say that God's Love is unconditional even though we need to believe in him first before we make heaven?? Did they forget the meaning of unconditional??

What a great question,oya over to you all god people.

However,I don't think that god ever said that though,I could be wrong,but,I believe that god itself is love.
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 9:44pm On Oct 17, 2015
Nice...
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 9:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
euromilion:


What a great question,oya over to you all god people.

However,I don't think that god ever said that though,I could be wrong,but,I believe that god itself is love.
The bolded part is the thin line between theists and atheists.

You can't have good reason to believe. But a lot of people in this part of the world have nothing else, take away their believe and they seem to be lost.

'Believe' isn't enough for some, and these few lot are thought to be blasphemous or sadist or "devilish"... well, they are not unbelievers either, they just don't believe...

Believing for these minds can't substitute certainty, and where there isn't certainty, there exists no knowledge.

Simply put, atheist just can't see any reason whatsoever to hold onto believes as certainty.
Certainty is certainty alone...

This is where I come in...
Atheists aren't assuming, neither have they all the answers. Thus, they know not a lot they know nothing about.

I assert, no one knows for sure.
Pyrrho only admits that no one knows nothing about nothing beyond perceptions.

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 9:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
Pidggin:
Why do good people suffer
Because it is a freaking random world sweetheart, every interaction resulting another and so spans the chain reaction of random choices and interactions...

Good things as well as bad things happen to both good and bad people alike because the world is a random one...

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Krystalzkris(f): 10:04pm On Oct 17, 2015
euromilion:


What a great question,oya over to you all god people.

However,I don't think that god ever said that though,I could be wrong,but,I believe that god itself is love.
god is love indeed..
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
why do people say that God's Love is unconditional even though we need to believe in him first before we make heaven?? Did they forget the meaning of unconditional??
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It is like this..

Yahweh says "I am love and my love is UNCONDITIONAL forever...

But wait ..

- You must believe i exist or i burn you in fire --> Condition

- You must believe i murdered my son to save you from what i will do to you --> Condition

- You must accept my son as your personal lord and saviour or burn in hell bastard angry --> Condition

-You must love me back or fucckk off into hell forever --> Condition

- You must obey me or get roasted --> Condition

- You must fear me or --> Condition

-You must praise me all the time --> Condition

-You must worship me or i barbecue you --> Condition

-You can have slaves eeehm but don't eat pork --> Condition

-Don't worship another God (Insecurity) --> Condition

-Don't forget you must give me 10% of your money --> Condition

-Even though i don't have one iota of evidence supporting the claim of my existence you must believe it or You get roasted ediot.. --> Condition

-You must believe Jewish myth and don't ever question it Or angry --> Condition

- A guy chilled in the belly of a damn fish for 3 days, yaaay great story now believe it or!!! --> Condition

and thousand and ten other bla bla bla

But remember my love is just unconditional and am all good tho smiley


[size=16]ME: uuuuuuuuhm ok **scratches head** I think you need to go home now, you are drunk and here **Hands it a dictionary** when you wake up after hangover check the meaning of unconditional again...grin[/size]
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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Krystalzkris(f): 10:18pm On Oct 17, 2015
johnydon22:
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It is like this..

Yahweh says "I am love and my love is UNCONDITIONAL forever...

But wait ..

- You must believe i exist or i burn you in fire --> Condition

- You must believe i murdered my son to save you from what i will do to you --> Condition

- You must accept my son as your personal lord and saviour or burn in hell bastard angry --> Condition

-You must love me back or fucckk off into hell forever --> Condition

- You must obey me or get roasted --> Condition

- You must fear me or --> Condition

-You must praise me all the time --> Condition

-You must worship me or i barbecue you --> Condition

-You can have slaves eeehm but don't eat pork --> Condition

-Don't worship another God (Insecurity) --> Condition

-Don't forget you must give me 10% of your money --> Condition

and thousand and ten other bla bla bla

But remember my love is just unconditional and am all good tho smiley


[size=16]ME: uuuuuuuuhm ok **scratches head** I think you need to go home now, you are drunk and here **Hands it a dictionary** when you wake up after hangover check the meaning of unconditional again...grin[/size]
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lol... That's just the way it is... Most times i just wonder how i used to believe that one fella died for my sins,even before I was born,yet,Id still get punished for them when i die.. Sounds like deceit or mtn scam..

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:23pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
lol... That's just the way it is... Most times i just wonder how i used to believe that one fella died for my sins,even before I was born,yet,Id still get punished for them when i die.. Sounds like deceit or mtn scam..

You must believe it, you fucccking have no choice or you are freaking getting roasted.

See i am a loving God and i love you but i created hell just in case you don't love me back..




Wait, who in the world should be proud of selling such crap to the public..

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Krystalzkris(f): 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2015
johnydon22:


You must believe it, you fucccking have no choice or you are freaking getting roasted.

See i am a loving God and i love you but i created hell just in case you don't love me back..




Wait, who in the world should be proud of selling such crap to the public..
johnny,you are blaspheming. You don't want to hurt god,do u?
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 17, 2015
johnydon22:


You must believe it, you fucccking have no choice or you are freaking getting roasted.

See i am a loving God and i love you but i created hell just in case you don't love me back..




Wait, who in the world should be proud of selling such crap to the public..
MTN cheesy
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2015
hahn:
Did Jesus ever smoke weed?
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You see conventional God concepts proposed by organized religions are just such childish concepts that it shouldn't make sense to any sane human..

Check this let me assume these Gods created the universe Brahma, Yahweh, Allah, Osiris, El and co..

So now something big enough to create even a galaxy, you can imagine how powerful and big such thing should be..

Now count back into the observable universe.

Billions of galaxies, nebulas, countless stars, zillions of planets, asteroids, meteorites, dark matters and so on..

Now something large enough and powerful enough to create these things picks a cluster neighbourhood, an intergallactic neighbourhood, milky way galaxy, orions arm, interstella neighbourhood, solar system, earth then in this tiny planet out of countless galaxies in the universe.

-The creator of the universe is threatening people to believe it or it burns them.

-Getting jealous if they worship another

-Begging for worship

-Bearing grudges with tiny humans

- Likes some sun baked pedophile arab man but hates pork

- needs burnt animals

Remember this supposedly should be the creator of this large universe.

- Then has ego problems

-Gets angry at humans in a tiny planet

- Needs worship so bad that it wants it on daily and weekly basis and will burn you if you don't give it.

- Likes men more than women..

-Picks a galaxy, orions arm, insterstella neighbourhood, solar system, earth, middle east then likes some nomadic primitive goat herders more than every other on earth..

Like who in the world can reconcile this . . . What exactly is something big enough to create the universe doing with belief?

what the heck does it need worship for that it virtually asks for it all the time.

How can the creator of the universe be so insecure that it gets jealous

so low self esteemed that it praises it self and needs humans to praise it all the time.

Gets concerned if i masturbate but not if a child dies of hunger...like WTF

Comedy have never been too absurd before..... All these Gods are too small for this earth even talk more of the universe..
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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:43pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
johnny,you are blaspheming. You don't want to hurt god,do u?


Yeah creator of the universe also has emotional insecurities too, has a fragile heart that it gets hurt easily and begs for reverence and somehow has a very out of line anger issues..

Seriously this creator of the universe is far more insecure, narcissistic, emotionally unstable and barbaric than a human who supposedly should be the weak one here..

Lmao.. nawaoo !!!

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by fearlesschicken: 10:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
Why did God grant us sexual urges and desires if we we are not allowed to explore them or even to jerk it off till we are married?

Why do people pray against things that would eventually happen? E.g death, sadness,failure...etc


Is the concept behind favour or grace. Correct or the word luck should be replaced with this words.

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Nobody: 11:11pm On Oct 17, 2015
fearlesschicken:
Why did God grant us sexual urges and desires if we we are not allowed to explore them or even to jerk it off till we are married?
An act so pleasurable, it is forbidden. I don't understand either.
fearlesschicken:

Why do people pray against things that would eventually happen? E.g death, sadness,failure...etc
I wonder why they don't pray for their bed sheets to lay itself. Or pray for their cloths to get ironed. Or pray for their cars to run without fuel. Or pray for magical airtime on their cellphones. How convenient it would be if prayers are answered.
fearlesschicken:

Is the concept behind favour or grace. Correct or the word luck should be replaced with this words.
I remember a quote from the Bible... it says "time and chance happeneth to them all" at least this makes sense.

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 11:56pm On Oct 17, 2015
fearlesschicken:
Why did God grant us sexual urges and desires if we we are not allowed to explore them or even to jerk it off till we are married?


-Don't have sex

-stone a girl who is caught doing it and nobody should ask about the man.

- If you have sex then am roasting you

-But slavery is ok though..

I don't understand how owning another human is more moral than two consenting adults pleasing themselves... It is called misplaced priorities.

Do you know why there was no "Don't have slaves in the 10 commandments?"



Why do people pray against things that would eventually happen? E.g death, sadness,failure...etc


We need an experiment on the efficacy of prayers, I will throw a cup up and let the whole world pray for it not to fall back down...wink



Is the concept behind favour or grace. Correct or the word luck should be replaced with this words.


It is a very selfish, self centered and arrogant concept hoarded by people who prize themselves more deserving than others..

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by fearlesschicken: 12:18am On Oct 18, 2015
Lol @johny and pyrrho

Seriously its all very frustrating thinking about all this things......

How to break free from all this is also a problem, even when one tries there is this big sense of guilt that just pulls one back in.

Anyhow sha, life moves on.....
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by Krystalzkris(f): 6:36am On Oct 18, 2015
johnydon22:


Yeah creator of the universe also has emotional insecurities too, has a fragile heart that it gets hurt easily and begs for reverence and somehow has a very out of line anger issues..

Seriously this creator of the universe is far more insecure, narcissistic, emotionally unstable and barbaric than a human who supposedly should be the weak one here..

Lmao.. nawaoo !!!
don't break his heart,say u love him again,undo the hurt you caused when you walk out the door,walked out of his life... ELSE HE'L ROAST YOUR DITCHING ASS...gringringrincheesy
Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 8:31am On Oct 18, 2015
fearlesschicken:
Lol @johny and Pyyro
Seriously its all very frustrating thinking about all this things......


Lmao. . . Its more like comedy to me now, i only wonder how people still believe that crap. . . A deistic God concept is far more mature...



How to break free from all this is also a problem, even when one tries there is this big sense of guilt that just pulls one back in.

The effect of indoctrination..

That is why i find the indoctrination of young children to be wicked and retarding. . such cowardice is stupendous.

what are they afraid of, why not let the children grow up to a reasonable age before telling them about giants, talking snakes and donkeys, walking on water and flying into the sky stories and see how well that goes.

Anyway untangling one's self from indoctrination is a slow and steady phase. . I suggest you don't think about these things too much so the clash of indoctrinated belief and reason in your mind doesn't bring you down.

Give yourself time to realize what you believe or what you don't



Anyhow sha, life moves on.....

Life starts after dumping vis behind... smiley

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Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 8:37am On Oct 18, 2015
Krystalzkris:
don't break his heart,say u love him again,undo the hurt you caused when you walk out the door,walked out of his life... ELSE HE'L ROAST YOUR DITCHING ASS...gringringrincheesy
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-something or someone that always needs worship and praise 24/7 always needs to be told how wonderful and nice it is - is narcissistic and egomaniac.

narcissism is a character flaw emanating from insecurity in self and so needs the love of others to prize yourself important.

how the hell did the creator of the universe get so childish as to start asking for worship.

- threatening someone to get it is abuse and tyranny. . . How the heck did the creator of the universe get so childish as to always gloat about his awesomeness and power to mere humans even when nobody is even seeing anything.. grin

How in the world did the creator of the universe stoop so low as to dabble into someone's business to see if they masturbate or not ..

How in the world did the creator of the universe get so egomaniac and insecure that it gets a burning place to burn people who doesn't worship it.

what dah heck is being that is powerful and huge enough to create the universe doing with worship

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