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7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:12pm On Oct 17, 2015

Sub Topic: 7 Reasons 21st Century Young Folks Go To Church


Is Tosyne2much around? In some areas, he is guilty of these. As for Naijaboiy, I guess he is a Sunday-Sunday attendie grin

Youths of these days are so organised, their days are well-planned, even on a Sunday!

If by coercion or free will they come, then there is a reason:

1. Their Upbringing

Trust me, the culture of attending Church on a Sunday morning has eaten deep into many young folks that their DNA responds to it by default. They go just because they were brought up that way. Right now, they are losing their drive because they are no longer within their parent's radar. University stress has kept them busy.

2. To free themselves of the boredom of their dad's house

Some, their parents have placed them under "House arrest" or maybe they live in an estate that going out always warrant series of questioning, especially when their parents attend 'AG or DLBC'... Going to church is a great opportunity to see the outside world in reality and not through NL or FB wink


3. To chit chat with friends and gossip mates


Haha...some have more friends in church than outside. Don't think the friends really positively adding to their lives. Those friends of hers gossip everyone from a cute standing usher to the pastor's wife. Funny, guys have such friends too but their discussion revolve around politics to football. Few times, young ladies...


4. To seek after and serve God in spirit and in truth

Many are called but few are chosen ba? Back then, youths were on fire for God but these days, "Updating Dp in Church"...the other day, two ushers were taking a photo in church and I was 'begged' to do it. I was like... Warris dis? The other day too, me sef found myself doing it. Bad influence! Mtcheew!
Only few of my kind are left tho! grin who is on my side? cool



5. To chase girls and Attract Potential Guys

Some guys sha! They've taken their ministry to the 'permanent sight', even to the church. Convincing Sisters to visit them for evening fellowship: there are some invitations that should be turned down. (Remember: He that causeth one of these lil ones to fall, it's better a milestone is placed around his neck and he be drowned in the sea). Whatever that means, it is scary and it looks like Hell has a new software, Hell 2.0 sad

Those ladies sha, with short gowns and skirts, Brazilian hair flowing around and entering your eyes during hot prayer session. Haba! You'll see them looking back to see the current state of their next "maga". They like songs like, "I waka waka, no one no one...I turned around no one no one..." What an opportunity to scan the perimeter for a potential "cute shark" tongue


6. Because They Have Nowhere Else To Go

Yea, they have no where else to go. If they had, you wouldn't see them in church. Have you heard excuses like, "I was washing", "I was reading", "I didn't have money", "I was playing football"? etc
That's the excuse given by youths who go to church because they have no where else to go or nothing to do. When they do, they simply and easily brushed it aside. End Time Is Here O!



7. To display their newest clothes, hairstyle and shoes

When everyone had all their attention on the Pastor, I heard a distracting sound heading towards my direction. I thought I was in the spirit? Who could be moving around when a Message this hot is going on. The figure I saw, one slim girl like that; just there to cause distraction and display her new shoes and perhaps new hair. Was so pissed! Must you cat walk on high-heels in the middle of a Service? Knowing people will stare? Before you know again, they'll go out to wee, just to display...


Well, by now you know where you fall.

You can add more. smiley

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 17, 2015
cheesy,the confused ones,these set of people dont knw why they are going to church..

The dancers,this set of people go to church mainly to dance,have done this before especially when something unexpected happen..

The browsers,oooh if the sermon is boring,at times na to dey doze remain,we are all quilty of this shacheesycheesy

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by mannobi(m): 10:15pm On Oct 17, 2015
No 5 is becoming too prevalent especially among these new generation churches.

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by mannobi(m): 10:15pm On Oct 17, 2015
No 5 is becoming too prevalent.
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Sanmel(f): 10:18pm On Oct 17, 2015
1 & 4
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tosyne2much(m): 10:18pm On Oct 17, 2015
* Grabs Baba Blue *

*Clears throat*

8. To Look for Husbands

This is common among the female folks. However, when many of them have chased their potential husbands out of ignorance, just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my number?" or "where did you get my PIN?", you will see them attending Sunday and weekly programmes regularly. Some will even join the church workforce so that brother Emmanuel can see them (ushering unit, prayer unit, evangelism unit, etc)


9. To charge their phones

This is common among students. Let any student who has never gone to church for the sole purpose of charging his/her fone cast the first stone. When their battery is dead they will dress up and go to church. But the moment their phones gets to 100% before the service ends, they will take an excuse from the usher to the toilet, and off they zoom

10. For financial breakthrough

Let's not deceive ourselves, the reasons why many youths go to church, is for financial prosperity. When they are seeking jobs opportunities, or visa, you will see them partake in mobbing, decorating and keeping the church in good state. Some of them will go to the church woth their Bet9ja ticket and will pray that it must click. Once God tests their faith by providing them Peaujout 504, u no go see dem for church again.


11. To Upgrade their GP


I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. When their GP is below 1.5 or 1.0, you will see them glued to church. (Na dem dey dey front seat) Their voices are always very louder than home threatre when their fellowship papa prays for GP increment

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
8.
Those that go to church just to leave the house


Some people cannot stay at home on Sundays because of the inevitable questions. Do you know those elderly neighbours/uncles that would ask you every Sunday if you went to church and if your answer was no, would proceed to lecture you for hours. Well some people go to church just so that those people can see them as leaving the house on a Sunday. They have no absolutely no interest in the service but can't afford to be seen as staying at home on a Sunday.

9. - Those that go to church to play Candy Crush

This is becoming very common now. I attend a very popular church in Lagos, and for the past two Sundays, I have had the misfortune of sitting beside guys who spent the WHOLE service playing candy crush. It seems when some people get to levels they can't pass in candy crush, they take it to church hoping the anointing in the atmosphere will somehow help them break those levels.

10. The selfie Champions.

If you go to a big church with very fine lighting and decor you would understand this. After the last service on Sundays, there are some strategic spots in the auditorium where people congregate to take selfies. Some people go to church specifically for those after service selfies. In fact they won't miss it for anything. Whether they gained anything at all from the service matters little once they can get those beautiful pictures.... of course you know ninety percent of them are ladies grin

And there are people like myself who observe all these while still participating actively in the service. cool cheesy wink

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Deejavuu(f): 10:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
The ones that go there to charge thier phones and look for free wifi

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Dammytrager(m): 10:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
No 1 is so true, majority of our parents introduce church and not Christ to us.

No 8. When Exam is around the corner, Students Una try

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
Deejavuu:
The ones that go there to charge thier phones and look for free wifi
how could I forget the phone chargers? You'll see them with their extension join! No time! One stone can also kill two canary...lols
WiFi? Should a church make available her WiFi during service?
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by StepTwo: 10:35pm On Oct 17, 2015
emusmith and tosyne2much , very soon nairaland no go fit contain una reasons again.

una d weldone sha.

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by slimmyjimmy(m): 10:43pm On Oct 17, 2015
1 & 5
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Deejavuu(f): 10:47pm On Oct 17, 2015
emusmith:
how could I forget the phone chargers? You'll see them with their extension join! No time! One stone can also kill two canary...lols
WiFi? Should a church make available her WiFi during service?

I think they should, for those who has bible app in thier phones or tab. It mustn't be for checking social media only.
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
Deejavuu:


I think they should, for those who has bible app in thier phones or tab. It mustn't be for checking social media only.


Haha...giving a polar bear a fresh seal after winter hibernation. Is that time not the time to download movies like Planes, Freebirds, Turbo? Lol

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
tosyne2much:
8. To Look for Husbands

This is common among the female folks. However, when may of them have chased their potential husbands out of ignorance, just because he couldn't answer the kweshion "where did you get my number?" you will see them attending Sunday and weekly programmes regularly. Some will even join the church workforce (ushering unit, prayer unit, evangelism unit, etc


9. To charge their phones

This is common among students. Let any student who has never gone to church for the sole purpose of charging his/her fone cast the first stone. When their battery is dead they will dress up and go to church. But the moment their phones gets to 100% before the service ends, they will take an excuse from the usher to the toilet, and off they zoom

10. For financial breakthrough

Let's not deceive ourselves, the reasons why many youths go to church, is for financial prosperity. When they are seeking jobs, or visa, you will see them partake in mobbing and decorating the church, but once God blesses them with Peaujout 504, u no go see dem for church again


11. To Upgrade their GP


I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. When their GP is below 1.5, you will see them glued to church. Their voices are always very louder than home threatre when their fellowship papa prays for GP increment
cheesycheesy:Dto charge phone and upgrade gpcheesycheesy
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
tosyne2much:
8. To Look for Husbands

This is common among the female folks. However, when may of them have chased their potential husbands out of ignorance, just because he couldn't answer the kweshion "where did you get my number?" you will see them attending Sunday and weekly programmes regularly. Some will even join the church workforce (ushering unit, prayer unit, evangelism unit, etc


9. To charge their phones

This is common among students. Let any student who has never gone to church for the sole purpose of charging his/her fone cast the first stone. When their battery is dead they will dress up and go to church. But the moment their phones gets to 100% before the service ends, they will take an excuse from the usher to the toilet, and off they zoom

10. For financial breakthrough

Let's not deceive ourselves, the reasons why many youths go to church, is for financial prosperity. When they are seeking jobs, or visa, you will see them partake in mobbing and decorating the church, but once God blesses them with Peaujout 504, u no go see dem for church again


11. To Upgrade their GP


I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. When their GP is below 1.5, you will see them glued to church. Their voices are always very louder than home threatre when their fellowship papa prays for GP increment


Thread inside Thread... grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tosyne2much(m): 10:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
emusmith:

Thread inside Thread... grin
No be thread inside thread oooo

Na points inside thread cheesy

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tosyne2much(m): 10:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
cheesycheesy:Dto charge phone and upgrade gpcheesycheesy
Which of the categories do you belong ? tongue
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
tosyne2much:
No be thread inside thread oooo


Na points inside thread cheesy


Haha.. grin
True word!
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 11:04pm On Oct 17, 2015
tosyne2much:
Which of the categories do you belong ? tongue
na d two cheesycheesy cheesy
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Maamin(m): 11:09pm On Oct 17, 2015
i go to church to separate lies from the bible truth..dont really care who's on the pulpit tho! grin grin grin
















































[size=4pt]and also to serve God[/size] wink
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 17, 2015
Maamin:
i go to church to separate lies from the bible truth..dont really care who's on the pulpit tho! grin grin grin
















































[size=4pt]and also to serve God[/size] wink


Hmm, why's the latter in smaller font?
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by MrSarcasm(m): 12:20am On Oct 18, 2015
10. To serve God in truth and in Spirit grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Omotayor123(f): 6:16am On Oct 18, 2015
Point number 4 should be number 1.*Abi na so youth spoil reach? undecided
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Dekatron(m): 6:29am On Oct 18, 2015
Ok





I go to church :- TO FULFIL ALL RIGHTEOUSNESS AS A GOOD SON WHEN AM HOME



I go to church :- AT SCHOOL TO CHARGE. . . . . Besides



home church can be boring

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Deejavuu(f): 8:51am On Oct 18, 2015
emusmith:


Haha...giving a polar bear a fresh seal after winter hibernation. Is that time not the time to download movies like Planes, Freebirds, Turbo? Lol

Hehe. You can't blame them tho, they have to utilise the opportunity.
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Dottore: 10:26am On Oct 18, 2015
Hmm
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Olayinka8793(m): 10:27am On Oct 18, 2015
Well am not a Christian but the first time my neighbour invite me to her church Winners Church, the music from the choir was superb so much such that I fell in love with her dance steps,the kind I would referred to as Jesus dance and wish I could copy her but it looks too feminine,lol. I used to doze off on the cool chairs during sermon.
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Sijo01(f): 10:27am On Oct 18, 2015
I rep only no. 4. . . Did not go today sha.
Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by efilefun(m): 10:27am On Oct 18, 2015
You forgot those who attends almost all churches in the area just cuz of the malt and biscuit given to new members, and those who never graduate from Sunday school cuz of the food always shared there.

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Nobody: 10:28am On Oct 18, 2015
[size=18pt]And this was on the Frontpage on a sunday. Nairaland has really destroyed what Christianity really means, the moderators don't give a damn about the faith of millions of people. Just anything for fun... But you will not see a Muslim raise such absurd post like this to spite Islam. What is wrong with you people?[/size]

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Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Simitrendy: 10:28am On Oct 18, 2015


Lemme add my own wink

Most Youth will go to church because they are moralist not born again Christians.

This is applicable to students, when exams is near, when exams is knocking on the door then they will remember they attended one fellowship last semester.




Most guys will go to church or fellowship because of that girl he's crushing on. He will find a way to talk to her. So he will attend her fellowship. Naijaboiy you're guilty of this.


Because of the food or snacks they share to first timer.
Toysne2much is guilty of this.


That girl in your hostel or department invited u.



because that fellowship or church members dress well.

Because those fellowship do tutorials.


Because those fellowship members are intelligent


grin



This is applicable to girls, they wear trousers in that fellowship.


If you're contesting for the SUG position... you can campaign or tell your fellowship members.




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