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Are Nigerians This Bad? by slimchimex(m): 6:03am On Oct 18, 2015
Are Nigerians this bad?
ANGEL: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven
GOD: what have they done again this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions, they don't obey traffic rules, they don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely impatient about everything; In fact, they have made heaven a living hell since they came.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell. (calls d devil) Hellooo Luci..... (Satan picks)
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, please call me later; there's an issue i'm trying to resolve. (10minutes later)
GOD: Hellooo Lucifer!
SATAN: Your Lordship, please i'll call you back. The issue has turned into a serious crisis oooo! (an hour later)
SATAN: Hello your Lordship
GOD: What is going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians i have with me in hell ooo (he stammers); they...., they..., they have quenched the fire in hell and..and...and even installed air conditioner.
Happy Sunday...

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Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by SeverusSnape(m): 6:07am On Oct 18, 2015
Hilarious grin
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by Nobody: 6:09am On Oct 18, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Hilarious grin
tongue
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by Beesluv: 6:15am On Oct 18, 2015
Lol, Nigerians, making the best out of every situation

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Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by respect80(m): 6:17am On Oct 18, 2015
cheesy grin
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by eddyline(m): 6:20am On Oct 18, 2015
perhaps those that installed the air conditioner are from Aba. A very ingenious set of people. happy sunday. make it to Church today peeps
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by Generalkorex(m): 6:20am On Oct 18, 2015
Naija no dey carry last.
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by Dekatron(m): 6:22am On Oct 18, 2015
Ehm. . .





But this joke had been on since I could type the url and browse. . . Its ehm . . . . Insipid
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by acenazt: 6:23am On Oct 18, 2015
My friend Adamu just call me sef. Say suya business dey boom for there. Madam gloria sef tell me say beer dey sell die
Re: Are Nigerians This Bad? by kevoh(m): 6:28am On Oct 18, 2015
Where is the joke? undecided

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