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My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by bongoman(m): 7:26am On May 03, 2009 |
My girl friend had always been with me in rain and in sunshine and we always satisfy ourselves. Now, she is gone and i dont have anyone to have sex with again. Am too lonely and my rod under my pants always standing and peeping, pls can anyone help me? my fone na-08087437340 |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by 190: 9:02am On May 03, 2009 |
eya poor u find a gay guy and u shud be ok in no distant tyme! |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by Tranngirls(f): 9:23am On May 03, 2009 |
there is a saying those people who look hungry never get feed, and a salesman never begs his clients to buy the product the sales |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by Nobody: 12:44pm On May 03, 2009 |
Am too lonely and my rod under my pants always standing and peeping, pls can anyone help me?pls rush to my dickthopaedics theater right now. I amputate troublesome dicks free of charge. let me get you my phone contact. wait a minute. |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by JadeGoody: 3:03pm On May 03, 2009 |
@poster Your in luck. You can always hook up with iyakadijat. She is single and her ex left her too and she's reeling and sething in jealousy now. You guys can always hook up thats if your not into the pretty and sexy thingy sha! Also free advise! Dont piss her off because she has a 9 millimetre strapped to her side and she might wack you if you attempt to bring up any discussion about her looks or body frame but if you stick with the code, you guys might hit it off! Shalom |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by bongoman(m): 5:44pm On May 03, 2009 |
tangirl, ur copliƄtin my isues, pls go straight and offer me solution now. Or if perhaps you can be available for me? |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by jaybee3(m): 5:46pm On May 03, 2009 |
eeya pele |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by bongoman(m): 5:52pm On May 03, 2009 |
tangirl, ur copliƄtin my isues, pls go straight and offer me solution now. Or if perhaps you can be available for me?/ @jadegudy, ha! me ke? iya kadijat ke? you wan make them sack me from lagos ni? Pls any gal in the forum, my number is up there, let me know if ur interested |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by youranswer(m): 6:16pm On May 03, 2009 |
You have to deal with it using your matured mind, try and figure sumtin out. |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by yme1(f): 7:10pm On May 03, 2009 |
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seems like what you enjoyed most in the relationship was sex men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wont stop to amaze moi |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by Nobody: 9:17pm On May 03, 2009 |
After a month break from nairaland nothing's changed.mehn guy get a life a real one. Or go stick ur dick into eba |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by Orimili(m): 10:22pm On May 03, 2009 |
It's nice that you can leave Nairaland for months and log back on, and see the same trolls/desperate losers/scum of the earth posting these threads all the time. I think that Nairaland needs more moderators, because the overall quality of this site has really gone to shit. |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by platinumnk(f): 10:34pm On May 03, 2009 |
eina: |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by tope5000: 10:47pm On May 03, 2009 |
bongoman: Hehehehehehehe . . . this shud be on the joke section |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by opsydudu(m): 10:58pm On May 03, 2009 |
help you? for where? you didn't specify what your "anyone" means? male or female or both |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by bongoman(m): 12:05am On May 04, 2009 |
So, do i ask for all these castigations 4rm you my people? why can't you juz be considerate? haba! / O.K. now i got two gals , they are friends. I Lov one bt she told me she has a bobo(b/f), how can i talk 2 her frind? am afraid coz av talked wit d first gal |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by dae(f): 4:29pm On May 04, 2009 |
@ poster --- Bros, there are goats and dogs errwhere. Take one as a pet and also for other uses if and when needed, (nuff said) |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by bongoman(m): 12:46pm On May 05, 2009 |
dae, wao! hav ever trid to experiment with dogs or goat b4? I even hate dogs and what i like goats for is use their heads for 'ise ewu' hahaha! |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by t00cUTE(f): 12:56pm On May 05, 2009 |
re u lookin for some1 2 be with or some1 to ve sex with? |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by kuntash: 1:01pm On May 05, 2009 |
Bongoman - how old are u ? |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by t00cUTE(f): 1:05pm On May 05, 2009 |
kuntash:pls ask him |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by kuntash: 1:18pm On May 05, 2009 |
The heat on this guy now is smthn else O, he's opened another thread on vacancy O, Nairaland , una dey look?, pls lets help dis guy O, before he unleash this heat on the wrong place, Bongo, now listen, try to ease ur mind off sex if u can, u can go to a busy place - meet friends etc, avoid being alone for now, think of how u got ur ex-gf and what went wrong- to enable u redefine what u want in a relationship, meanwhile I hope u didnt scare her off with excessive request for sex, or perhaps she wasnt finding it funny with ur overheat, et al |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by dae(f): 2:51pm On May 05, 2009 |
bongoman: Good question --- how old are you? My comment -- Your jokes are extremely dry. Try harder next time , what am i even sayin!! DOnt every try at all so as to save you some embarrasment man! hissssssssssssss |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by yme1(f): 2:58pm On May 05, 2009 |
Lmaooooooooooooooooo SECONDED @poster |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by kuntash: 3:09pm On May 05, 2009 |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by bongoman(m): 5:53pm On May 06, 2009 |
kuntash! abegi, do in time and help ur guy o!/ platinumk and yme do u hv any ofer to help? / @toocute i need both sex and lov coz av been together wit HER( my g.f) for more than 3yrs now. The most painful tin be say na she disvergin me o, although she wasnt a one. Am sure she went 4 another guy, wao! Anyway am 27 now and if u dnt mind let me knw u more@toocute! |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by justwise(m): 8:38pm On May 06, 2009 |
bongoman: Get urself a good damm vaseline and try DIY(Do It Yourself) it will never let u down, |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by surface(f): 8:43pm On May 06, 2009 |
Go to sharp corner,u can always get another girl sharp, sharp. |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by t00cUTE(f): 9:45pm On May 06, 2009 |
surface:dats a gud point. bongoman:wentin happen |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by follypimpi(m): 9:53pm On May 06, 2009 |
@Poster Well sperm has found it's way into your head.Tragic |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by mntpaul(m): 11:02pm On May 06, 2009 |
I'll let my grandfather know your problem. He is old and blind. If you talk with a sweet voice, we may trick him to believing your a girl. He will be happy to accomodate your needs. |
Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by oluwafemi113(m): 11:54am On May 07, 2009 |
na whaooo |
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