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| Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by desmondDessi(m): 3:25pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend... "16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!" "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!" "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!" "So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids." "They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!" "I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient." "Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!" "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!" "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!" "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park 2 Likes |
| Re: Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by llaykorn: 3:32pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Abbreviating your texts? You want our children to be short? LMAO!  |
| Re: Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by Pineapp: 3:34pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Girl... Hello baby Guy... Yes,how are you? Girl... I'm not fine,I need card. Guy... Card? Who is card?? So you are cheating on me with card  ?Its over between us |
| Re: Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by desmondDessi(m): 4:06pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Pineapp:Hehehe |
| Re: Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by desmondDessi(m): 4:06pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
llaykorn:Lolz...u see that warm ice cream |
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