If FOOTBALL were to be an academic
institution in Nigeria then...
Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students
work hard throughout the year, but fail to
succeed.
Manchester City will be university of port-harcourt
-
where the students purchase all the expensive
items and live large, but are never interested
in their primary assignment.
Liverpool will be UNILAG - where the students
are very much proud of the academic
achievements of their grand fathers.
Manchester United will be UNIILORIN - where
students don't perform well in class except
doing final exams and achieve good results.
Chelsea will be Onabisi Onabanjo University
OOU - where students fail and put the blame
on their VC after which, the Government will
intervene to find a new VC for the school every
year
Real Madrid will be University of Ibadan-
where students think they perform best and
keep beefing the best students of other
schools.
Finally, Barcelona will be Federal
University of Technology Akure - where students work hard, perform
well in class and achieve the best result in the
whole country.
Do you Agree??

Cc: lalasticlala, isilove