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Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by veeluv2015(f): 6:06pm On Oct 26, 2015
This post is old but i just saw it and found it funny so i decided to share.


This days in Nigeria, you hardly find a girl that doesn’t have a big and attractive nyash again on the streets. Ok, naturally am a very quiet and observant person(I always appear calm). An incident in church yesterday(mid week service prompted me to write this. In my church, our assistant choir leader, Sister Toyin(not real name) climbed the stage to lead in praises , you needed to see her ass*(not happy using this word). It was so big as in big, it was so obvious because everyone knew sister Toyin has a flat ass. She was the kind of sister that was everywhere in church, very pretty and slim but her shortcoming was her ass. Everyone was suprised to see the miracle that happened. And I guess this was so obvious because she was wearing a rather too big size for her slim figure.
Another friend of mine told me that nyash pad boasts her self confidence. She can’t step out of her house for any reason without wearing a nyash pad. This was confirmed the day I went visiting at her place, I needed to make an urgent call and asked her to escort me just outside the gate to get airtime, she told me to give her some minutes to put on her nyash pad. I was like just outside the gate
My cousin announced to us her female cousins when she was preparing for her trad wedding to better go buy nyash pad so that our ‘ashebi’ dresses will fit better
I would really want to know if am the only one that see this nyash pad thing as very strange, trust we Nigerian ladys, we can overdo things a lot.
I have also heard that:
1. Nyash pad reduces the actual size of the real nyash( doubt if this has been proven scientifically, so can’t really say)
2. Once you start using nyash pad, it will be very difficult to stop(then why start at the first place)
In my opinion, I can do the fake eye lashes, nails, hair but this nyash pad thing is a bit delicate. Yes, it is delicate because anyone that looks at you knows this ones I mentioned are fake but the nyash pad is not really known Untill…………
I would really like to know your opinions on this, as a guy how will you feel when you get attracted to a lady. based on physical looks only to find out that the nyash u admired was fake? Is. there anyway guys detect if a girl is wearing a nyash pad or not??”

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Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Cutehector(m): 6:13pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian I hope u don't put on these cheesy
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by falconey(m): 6:15pm On Oct 26, 2015
no my harbosede02 can't wear this. Its all natural.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by missKiffy(f): 6:17pm On Oct 26, 2015
I don't need it, I have it naturally grin
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 26, 2015
falconey:
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thnk God u know dat dear kiss
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 6:20pm On Oct 26, 2015
WoW!
It's like everything is fake now.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Sommyangel(f): 6:22pm On Oct 26, 2015
Only girls with low self esteem wear this
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 6:27pm On Oct 26, 2015
Cutehector:
Estharfabian I hope u don't put on these cheesy
LoL! who knows? "grin" Maybe?
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 6:30pm On Oct 26, 2015
Sommyangel:
Only girls with low self esteem wear this
hmmm. wit wat ur chest carries, i dnt tink i need a magician to tel me wat is at ur back is far bigger dan 10 a.ss pads joined together.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Cutehector(m): 6:50pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoL! who knows? "grin" Maybe?
lol nutty
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by BreezyCB(m): 6:51pm On Oct 26, 2015
Another One
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2015
Guys, I guess it's time to start plays like ¤running around inside bedroom unclad¤ with chikalas.

Trust no one brothersgringrin
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Darkseid(m): 8:03pm On Oct 26, 2015
Ladies don't be carried away by this new technology. No matter the size of your nyash, there is always a guy for you. Example, big nyash is a NO for me. I like them small or moderate. I don talk my own.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Bollove: 8:32pm On Oct 26, 2015
ladies been putting demsef for troubles since year 0.
A guy go wan Bleep now, she go dey wail make he off d light, running to d bathroom to change.

Unnecessary pressure for fake girls.... Be urself and live real.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by smsshola(m): 9:20pm On Oct 26, 2015
Almost everything ladies wear now are artificial... nothing in them is natural.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by ggrin(f): 10:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
Aunty rokiatu comes to mind grinlipsrsealed
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by macaranta(m): 10:25pm On Oct 26, 2015
sad situation of today's "yanshis"
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by faith551(m): 10:42pm On Oct 26, 2015
I could break up with a girl for this
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 11:13pm On Oct 26, 2015
missKiffy:
I don't need it, I have it naturally grin

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Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by cornoil(m): 11:19pm On Oct 26, 2015
Won't mind checking how natural is what u ve behind u
missKiffy:
I don't need it, I have it naturally grin
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Lanretoye(m): 4:49am On Oct 27, 2015
;wearing of bumbum should be banned in Nigeria
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by seunny4lif(m): 5:15am On Oct 27, 2015
grin
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 10:04am On Oct 27, 2015
missKiffy:
I don't need it, I have it naturally grin

Lemme see.... cool
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by missKiffy(f): 10:17am On Oct 27, 2015
engrkenny:


Lemme see.... cool
Seer ni tongue
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Nobody: 12:42pm On Oct 27, 2015
missKiffy:
Seer ni tongue
It's fake then
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending – Aunty You Wear Yansh?…lol by Laveda(f): 12:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
Good for them grin

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