i'm new here and want a new direction to 'romance'. can someone follow me bumper to bumper, ?

Well its quite funny though but what would you do if your spouse farts loud in the midst of your friends meeting her newly?

you die of shame and as soon as you resuscitate, dump her.

if na you dey do the farting, then still dump her for making you fart in public.

lol

okay!:

i'm new here and want a new direction to 'romance'. can someone follow me bumper to bumper, ?

Well its quite funny though but what would you do if your spouse farts loud in the midst of your friends meeting her newly?

In your attempt to change the direction of romance, you've actually provided more of the same content. I'm pretty sure someone else brought up the same inane topic. Nice attempt, though.

If it was my man, I'd jump to his defence and say 'Honey I told you not to eat all da beanz'. If my friends are for real, they'd understand, we all have to exercise our butt hole now any again.

i think loud and harmless is better dan silent and deadly,so far it didnt do any damage 2 my friends nose,its cool but

for a newbie/first timer, you seem to know a likkle bit about this romance section.

dude, nothing sets you and your thread apart from the garbage 'romance' is used to. i'll simply ask you to get in line.

Farting brings about relief jor

Is there a Law against farting? God gave use bum holes to fart from and farting is a gift of nature,

Guys I hope you do realise that ladies are human too, they fart, poopoo, sweat and in some cases snore too,

@ OP: Not a cool way 2 introduce urself! _{Ur call anyways!}

@ Topic: There's nothing wrong with it. If it becomes persistent and unbearable, advise him/her to watch his/her diet or seek professional help. IMO, this ain' worth starting a topic for.

is just too embarassing,i cant imagine my guy farting in public,dats disgusting

common it smtin natural though it needs control.

haba, that one is not good oooooooooooo

If she is is d type dat gets along with ur frnds as in pady pady,y'all can laf ova it,

rotllmao, I won't dump her,

LMAO @ topic
As far as i know, farting is natural. What i expect is for everyone to laugh about it and get it over with. If he wanna break up wid me cos i farted, then - he's the king of kings of morons.

i ll just tell her three - two. (the scores)
tell them is a competition cos i stil love her no matter what

Women don't fart.

It's fun to play the farting game. You know your comfy in your relationship when you no longer feel threatened by the stigma of social etiquette.

Women do fart, they lack confidence doin it in public, its a good thing some of us have a good bum control. My man can fart for Nigeria.

@ starstruck, wtf!, women don't fart, OMG, My gf does it whenever she feels like,

There was a time i was @ visafone in VI, I was chatttin-up this lady i met,cute girl, and all of a sudden, the air smelt nASTY, i knew it wasn't me so i gave her the "raised eye-brow look", and she juz let the rest rip, we had a good laff together and she apologised,

Its kool to do it once in a while in public, especially inside a molue, God i can barely imagine the slaps n yabs you would receive for doing such, but its worth the risk anytime,

lol
if we are all cool ill tell his freinds to take him away or ask them where they found him

else . . .

@bluespice, NB: Look face b4 u fart ooo!, U no say dem dey take eyes dey kill or shoot person nowadays o!, Best places to practice the habit, NIGHTCLUBS(Mixed wit a gin n juice smell or cigs) produces a killer aroma, rotllmao @ my post,

I can't continue, make i go defuse for restroom

I will apologize on her behalf!

wouldnt be too happy about it cos i'll want her to be a lady at all times especially after i must have finished bragging about her to my friends

its a different issue if we alone though

@ Mr. Crackles, Apologise ke, when she do am on purpose, b4 it happend, she woulda whisperd"SH, I'm cumin, " n i'll be like, "Tiz ok, these r my friends, let it out", talkin based on xperience

Well If my guy farted infront of my friends I would join him and fart tooo, lol

Then I would request that he do a colonic hydrotherapy! lol

depends, if she's someone i just started seeing, then i might reconsider.but if we've being seeing each other for a while and probably i would want to spend the rest of my life with her, to hell with my friends.

men, its very embarassing,
cos 1st impressions matters, & u know guys life, they will neva stop talking about it, so ladies try and control ur butts when in the midst of ur guy's pallies cos anything can happen,

[color=#990000][/color] what will u do when u come in2 ur girl's appartment, & suddenly, what u see is ur friend banging on ur shorty crazily,

what will be ur 1stb reaction