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Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:26pm On Oct 29, 2015
If u are given $800 million to Never have sex again in ur life will u accept or turn down the offer?......

Lets see between the men and ladies who can go without sex for the rest of their life for such amount of money.. grin grin

Drop your comments!
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by kilokeys(m): 3:29pm On Oct 29, 2015
hehehehehehe... i might cum anytime i just think about whats in my bank account...

so wetin i wan use punany do?

as long as IVF is there sha

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by bridan(m): 3:29pm On Oct 29, 2015
First to Comment sha
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by actoor(m): 3:29pm On Oct 29, 2015
Never
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by babseg(m): 3:32pm On Oct 29, 2015
no fking way
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by glimpse33(m): 3:34pm On Oct 29, 2015
I will accept the $800 million



& marry my Vaseline cool

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:34pm On Oct 29, 2015
kilokeys:
hehehehehehe... i might cum anytime i just think about whats in my bank account...

so wetin i wan use punany do?

as long as IVF is there sha

cheesy cheesy this young man have not experience original konji, hehehe!

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by SirLegal(m): 3:35pm On Oct 29, 2015
With open arms will I accept it.
As far as Sex ain't food, I can do without it.


BTW, there's also Self-Service. wink

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2015
glimpse33:
I will accept the $800 million




& marry my Vaseline cool

Hahaha..i think half of the money is going into buying vaseline














Wen serious konji comes knocking!! grin
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by jonaifame22(m): 3:38pm On Oct 29, 2015
Even if I say yes my dickk will say No

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Moz22: 3:38pm On Oct 29, 2015
I wee comment when I find a solution to my problem..my problem goes thus; I want to cook jollof rice, shd I use rice?
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:39pm On Oct 29, 2015
actoor:
Never

babseg:
no fking way

This two guys no they use their mojo play O! grin grin

Let me remind u guys that it's $800 million we are talking about here.
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by kilokeys(m): 3:39pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:


cheesy cheesy this young man have not experience original konji, hehehe!

na God go punish Konji..

we are talking about 800 million dollars here

soapy for life o
i go buy 1 million naira worth of bar soaps

different girls.. eva lux joy dove ... mtccheeww.. who needs the real thing at the expense of such amount?

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:41pm On Oct 29, 2015
Moz22:
I wee comment when I find a solution to my problem..my problem goes thus; I want to cook jollof rice, shd I use rice?

Noooo...it's very wrong to use rice, u can use guinea corn.
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by hob(m): 3:41pm On Oct 29, 2015
800Million ni oooooooooooo
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
kilokeys:


na God go punish Konji..

we are talking about 800 million dollars here

soapy for life o
i go buy 1 million naira worth of bar soaps

different girls.. eva lux joy dove ... mtccheeww.. who needs the real thing at the expense of such amount?

Hahahahaha...you don craze aswear down.

The money becomes useless if the real puny no dey na!
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:44pm On Oct 29, 2015
Where are the ladies na? cool
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 3:46pm On Oct 29, 2015
hob:
800Million ni oooooooooooo

Badt guy! But are u sure u can do without sex?
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by kilokeys(m): 3:46pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:


Hahahahaha...you don craze aswear down.

The money becomes useless if the real puny no dey na!
i havent really had a real puny before...

but i know the rest of wat money can do ..

so what d heck?

we go just dey suck booby till infinity
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by babseg(m): 3:54pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:




This two guys no they use their mojo play O! grin grin

Let me remind u guys that it's $800 million we are talking about here.

thats the best thing that would happen to human race grin grin
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Ola9g: 4:05pm On Oct 29, 2015
If they would allow self ......... I would gladly take the money and to hell with s*x for the rest of my life

And if they don't allow self service then i'll take the money and undergo a joystick removal operation

If i had the chance to change and give quality life to millions of nigerian youths with what would become my multibillion dollar empire and be alble to achieve what would make my name never to be forgotten, then can anybody tell me the significance of the pleasures of S*x
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 4:10pm On Oct 29, 2015
Ola9g:
If they would allow self ......... I would gladly take the money and to hell with s*x for the rest of my life

And if they don't allow self service then i'll take the money and undergo a joystick removal operation

If i had the chance to change and give quality life to millions of nigerian youths with what would become my multibillion dollar empire and be alble to achieve what would make my name never to be forgotten, then can anybody tell me the significance of the pleasures of S*x

That is some thought men! But do you think is morally right?
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by GoldenJAT(m): 4:38pm On Oct 29, 2015
U guys are not been realistic here..... Na after u don collect d moni u go know d real meaning of konji... Vaseline or soup no b punnany o.. U may even gt frustrated 2d point of suicide. Hw person go gt all Dt money without Toto... Na there and then u go know say temptation no b play.. As for me, I go hustle my money.. Come still De knack kpekus well.

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 7:36pm On Oct 29, 2015
babseg:


thats the best thing that would happen to human race grin grin

grin
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 29, 2015
What is seeexxx?
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(m): 8:39pm On Oct 29, 2015
Oyind17:
What is seeexxx?

sex is for example..wen u use guga to draw water from the well, or wen u try to pop ur capri-sone with straw grin

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Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Cully408(m): 8:40pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:


cheesy cheesy this young man have not experience original konji, hehehe!
Op ' which one b original konji again
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:

sex is for example..wen u use guga to draw water from the well, or wen u try to pop ur capri-sone with straw grin
I still don't know what it is, is it a ATM machine?
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Cully408(m): 8:50pm On Oct 29, 2015
GoldenJAT:
U guys are not been realistic here..... Na after u don collect d moni u go know d real meaning of konji... Vaseline or soup no b punnany o.. U may even gt frustrated 2d point of suicide. Hw person go gt all Dt money without Toto... Na there and then u go know say temptation no b play.. As for me, I go hustle my money.. Come still De knack kpekus well.
So u dey try tell us say those priest nd fada wen nor dey marry nd Bleep nor b human being abi
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by gentleagu(m): 8:55pm On Oct 29, 2015
glimpse33:
I will accept the $800 million




& marry my Vaseline cool
You are a legend. Same wit me. #zerodulling
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by chrisbaby24(m): 9:04pm On Oct 29, 2015
I will take d money as far as BJ is allowed...!! grin
Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:57pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:
If u are given $800 million to Never have sex again in ur life will u accept or turn down the offer?......

Lets see between the men and ladies who can go without sex for the rest of their life for such amount of money.. grin grin

Drop your comments!

What would I need the money for?

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