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Thing Every Child In Nigeria Did by Mobskat(m): 6:08pm On Nov 01, 2015
oya swear!― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.― If you didn't play rubber band.― If you never bathed in the rain.― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wakeup on the bed― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on theroof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead ofbathing when going to school.― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bedwith friends.― If you never flew a kite.- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur penso that no one will steal it.- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when dlights went off.- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays undermango trees @nights- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called itur car!- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat whilewalking in the street.-

If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass ndsand witout fire.- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottlecover..........then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u doDo you knw its not jangilova epo motor?

it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually

"standard living standard living".

I knw uare singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off...

lalasticlala
Re: Thing Every Child In Nigeria Did by nikkiking(m): 6:12pm On Nov 01, 2015
grin grin grin Ur very very intelligent.


I am guilty of almost all.
Re: Thing Every Child In Nigeria Did by Funkeogunjobi(f): 6:53pm On Nov 01, 2015
I can't laugh,I get sore throat
Re: Thing Every Child In Nigeria Did by uyosolo: 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
Lmao....i was an innocent child i neva did any of dat...
Who remembers dis rhyme
Adidle didle, d cat and d fiddle D cat jump ova d moon, D little dog laugh ah ha To see such sport, And d dish ran away with d spoon


Hope i get am rit

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