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Carmen by imomoh24(m): 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2006
A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself", she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

"Beersex."
Re: Carmen by Dvampire(m): 6:47pm On Oct 14, 2006
he he he he grin beersex. i like that one.
Re: Carmen by robby1(m): 8:07pm On Oct 14, 2006
wönderfül. that waş faşt thınkınğ grin
Re: Carmen by angelz(f): 12:33am On Oct 15, 2006
Robby, cant link ur name. Rob by or wat. (laufs). Gues mine.
Re: Carmen by biyibabe(f): 6:25am On Oct 15, 2006
LOL, cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Carmen by robby1(m): 9:28pm On Oct 17, 2006
angelz:

Robby, can't link your name. Rob by or what. (laufs). Gues mine.
Couldnt link urs either (i am not very good at guessing)
Mine is actually a pet name. Sure u can guess better now wink

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