1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” . . 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. . . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom.

Yea ooooo a good Nigerian at that...... mothers are very funny in that aspect

Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with you is the approach you applied. I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you it's going to work out successfully. If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance. STEP 1 Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country. STEP 2 Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C. STEP 3 Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria. STEP 4 Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you will be better off without its resources. STEP 5 Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax. STEP 6 Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to come back as expatriate. STEP 7 Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets, and every other market, even in the remote villages across the Country. STEP 8 Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba. STEP 9 Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians. STEP 10 Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south Sudan. Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons. Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous unsuccessful Biafran War. IGBO KWENU !!! hee! Copied and edited. LOBATAN