TWENTY ONE TYPES OF FRIENDS THAT ARE LIKELY TO COME YOUR WAY IN THIS LIFE.
From the day we came into this world till the day we will leave, we are much likely going to meet the following types of friends.
1. CHILDHOOD FRIEND
You became friends with these ones without initial definition or approach. You just grew up knowing that they are your friends. It is always very sweet but bound to short-live because of interest diversity and different journey of life. However, it is always interesting meeting your childhood friend again after a long while because it brings back the memories of childhood.
2. SCHOOL FRIEND
You met this one in school and became friends by virtue of being classmates or schoolmates. You only get close to them while in school, but after that time everyone disappears and even if you meet again, you may never become close as such again may be because of some physical differences like marriage, status (levels you know now), distance or background etc
3. COMIC FRIEND
This type of friend is just there to make you laugh at all times. They have nothing else to add to your life except to make you crack your ribs. You actually need them many a time because they help you forget a bad day but they are never serious whenever you are with them
4. ONLINE FRIEND
This one does not need much explanation because everyone understands it. I love these online friends because they always pretend to be good and do everything to satisfy you even if they are demons and at times online is always easier to make friends because the supply is unlimited and in most cases you can even be online friends with many people wey be say they no born you well to talk to them in real life.
5. SENIOR FRIENDS
These ones are just bigger dudes who you consider more advanced in any area than you are, age, education, career etc. They are there for mentorship or advice in most cases and communication is always vertical in nature, no argument, everything is yes, it’s true, even if the dude don mis yarn.
6. THOMATIC FRIEND
This one no de ever gree your own and you self no de help matter. Anytime you meet each other it will be like APC and PDP supporters, argument, argument and argument, but the truth is that you love each other’s company and always miss each other when you don’t meet for a while.
7. I.T.K. FRIEND
Na this person de always feel say him sabi everything. Football, the guy dey, marriage, e go be like say him na Solomon, academics, na the guy sabi book pass. They are good in a way shall because they always motivate us to seek for more knowledge and the truth is that sometimes they teach us what we don’t know.
8. TORY FRIEND
This person can gist eeh. At times the ones they have not said will not allow them to finish the one they are telling you. Their story no de ever finish. They are truly entertaining but may be inconveniencing at times. They are never good listeners unless you force them to listen but they can talk o. From how they grew up in the midst of 21children to how they bought latest Toyota corolla instead of highlander. This people, i de respect them wella because their story go full 20books.
9. ALAMAJIRI FRIEND
This dude is ready to beg you for your wife. They no de ever get kobo. Infact, they always want to present themselves as the most pitiable person on earth so that you can do something. They no de shame, they can beg you for #5. Infact any time they see you it will be like say na Single Treasury Account you be.
10. PACKAGED FRIEND
I like this people at times but too bad, na them dey commit suicide pass. They will never tell you their problems. They may be crying before you meet them but the moment you jam dem, dey go convert am to tears of joy. This people pretend a lot. They can have 5 carry-overs to write but you will never know. Their account may be red and no food in the house but they will still reject you widows might even if they are dying, haba you be witch.
11. EVIL MINDED FRIEND
This people are like the biblical serpent. They will never encourage you to do something good. If it is not teaching you how to smoke, it will be how to go after the opposite sex how you can sleep in club for two days free. Any time you are with them, he always has one social vice or the other to bring you in but when he sees a good opportunity, he conceals it. Thunder wey go do justice to these guys is doing press up.
12. UNFRIENDLY FRIEND
These guys pretend to be your friend but you will never know that they are there for something, either to spy on you or to make sure you never progress. They are always eager to know your next line of action. They back-bite, front-bite, back-stab, front-stab or blackmail you at any little opportunity they get. They hail you more when you are failing than when you are excelling. May God deliver us from enemy within because this people pretend to be good friends but they are green snakes in a green grass.
13. ASHIRI GBAKA FRIEND
Women, una think say i no go mention this type of friends. The rumour mongers, this people, from how the pastors tie was on Sunday to how Ekaite’s husband gave her #500 to cook soup. They are ever ready for gossip. They always start with, “abeg no tell another person”. They spend 16hours in saloon discussing how they are going to buy 5clothes for their first daughter when she clocks 15 or sit down with guys and talk about how Rihana Ndukwe later carry belle even when she refused all the boys in the neighbourhood. Genevieve don clock 40 and Linda Ikeji 35 and they never marry but they don buy house, who go marry them again, NA YOUR PAPA, gossip, They don’t pay attention to substance; they are just good to go with the shadows. TUFIAKWA.
14. SPIRITUAL LIFE FRIEND
These dudes will never allow you to rest. They will keep reminding you how Jesus died for you, how you missed church last week and how you are going to wroth in hell if you don’t repent. I love this people because they serve as watchdog when you start misbehaving. And the truth is that you avoid them most when you know say you no dey clean only to love them more whenever you finished that January 1st to January 31st prayer and fasting of the Presbyterian church.
15. CBN FRIEND
This ones dey sweet die. Infact make I confess, this people help me well well for school that year. They are the lender of last resort. Just when you don’t know how to get out of that financial mess, they will just put smile on your face. You no de ever meet them anyhow unless money no dey and them dey like you well well sha when you keep to your promise of paying as at when due. And me, i sabi maintain well, dt day kpam na only me go waka come, call am for phone, thank am well well and give am the money back maka tomorrow you know.
16. HEART TO HEART FRIEND
You run to this ones whenever you are passing through difficulty and good enough they can talk you out of any difficult situation. They have the words and they are ever ready to encourage you emotionally but not financially in most cases. After listening to this people, it will seem as if the problem does not exist again. But weting pain me pass be say this people can never talk themselves out of any situation.
17. HANG OUT FRIENDS
Origin comes to mind maka ndi na ala n’ihi. Your meeting point with these ones are joints and bars. You virtually don’t need these ones in any other area apart from when you want to chill. And they can talk rubbish during this time. You go hear person tell you say shebi them don postpone Christmas or PPA go win next Nigeria election, una life tire me especially those living in bottle and York guys. Less I forgot, even those ladies that only remember you during weekends are part of these ones.
18. ITINERANT FRIEND
This guy can waka eenh. They no dey ever dey house. Even at eleventh hour, their door notes will still read “just went out now” I tire for una o....una be Fulani herdsmen? Some times when you eventually meet them, they will belike, abeg escort me go market you hear, na wa o, I be police?
19. GOODIES FRIEND
These friends only come to you when you don hammer but when things get tough, they abandon you. They are always there to celebrate with you, eulogies you and sing your own song just to see if anything can drop for them but when you are in difficulty, they disappear and even at times they join your opposition group to make mockery of you.
20. ROMANTIC FRIEND
Yea, I won’t miss this one, even though it has been drastically abused. They are opposite sex and you actually love this one and they may or may not love you anyway. But the truth is that they are romantically attached to you and they are not supposed to keep this kind of friendship with another person without resurrecting emotional jealousy.
21. THE GOOD FRIEND
This type of friend is the one that every one prays to have but only few strive to become one. If you are lucky to have this type as a spouse, I bet you, you will live longer than you would have lived. They are those friends you cherish so much at every point in your life. They are always there for you, from when you started with them till when circumstances or death do you apart. They are your bosom friend indeed. They fight for your interests at all times and encourage you to attain a greater height in life. They never get tired of being friends with you even when you are imperfect. They are trusted and will always be your true friend. They are the ones that will still be friends with your remains even after your demise from this world. They are always there for your family and friends even when you have passed away. Infact, they are just you in another skin.
Feel free to add yours,
As for me, I have fully represented all the people that have come my way in this life.
...........The LIBERAL MAN.........


Oga Lala, I no try....oya you try do your work kwa

op is I.T.K friend.

Teempakguy:
op is I.T.K friend.

Na you sabi oooooo
Just laughing sha

Op,I didn't see "friends with benefit"
Abi dat one no dey?

Nos. 8,9,18
very funny.

The lone wolf(one man mopol) friends. Me,Myself and I

hotdi:
Nos. 8,9,18 very funny.

Na so na...even me self still de laf

Nice piece!

22: Huzzling Friends; u only see them around when there is business to carryout!

I smell fp

Maximillian1:
I smell fp

my too

Rukkydelta:
my too

wuz d model@ dp

Maximillian1:
wuz d model@ dp

don't know just a random pic i saw on the net

Rukkydelta:
don't know just a random pic i saw on the net

choi!! And I have already finished preparing my pick up lines o

Can someone tell me why admin cannot do justice to this post so that people will be encouraged, laughed at, abused and entertained my the Hon members of dis family who really know how to play their self assigned roles very well

Maximillian1:
choi!! And I have already finished preparing my pick up lines o

hmmmn do you get move by everything you see ?

Rukkydelta:
hmmmn do you get move by everything you see ?

nt really. Just that the pix inspired me

Lol

Theelove:
Op,I didn't see "friends with benefit"
Abi dat one no dey?

I thought I was d only person that noticed it was missing here

Maximillian1:
nt really. Just that the pix inspired me

hmmn that kind of inspiration

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Rukkydelta:
hmmn that kind of inspiration

Am just attracted to cute people. That's all

Cool

Maximillian1:
[color=#006600][/color]Am just attracted to cute people. That's all

alright

Rukkydelta:
alright

hw was ur day