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If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:12pm On Nov 20, 2015
OK...It happened that I 'escorted' this friend of mine to Nsukka in ENUGU STATE to go meet the parents and the family of the girl he wants to settle down with. We were asked to come back the next day for 'The List'. Shaa, to cut the long story short, we returned the next day, and I was like WTF!!

Not that am vexed at NSK people for the high price/cost of getting married to their girls; BUT my anger is that this particular girl that my friend wants to marry is even yet to graduate from her school (a poly) and she's not even fine grin. So on what basis should the list be that high?

Also, what on earth will these guys do with the 50Gallons (NOT 50Gallon o, but Gallons) of palm-wine and 100 tubers of BIG yams that they asked my friend to bring??


NOTE: Cost of wedding no dey the list o! probably after the traditional and white wedding, the couple will resort to eating sand.



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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Handsomebeing(m): 7:17pm On Nov 20, 2015
This one small na. The list dem gimmie pass 1m. You guys are lucky.

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by sissylucy(f): 7:21pm On Nov 20, 2015
na wa o...itx expensive xha


but op u no suppose yab d girl na...na person Wife-to-be...wetin u mean sef poly no b higher institution

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 20, 2015
Handsomebeing:
This one small na. The list dem gimmie pass 1m. You guys are lucky.
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haha for real ?

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:23pm On Nov 20, 2015
Handsomebeing:
This one small na. The list dem gimmie pass 1m. You guys are lucky.
grin grin grin grin grin

But on a more serious note, Igbo law-makers and their governors should start passing laws that will criminalize any expenditure demanded from a bride-to-be's parent above 100k.

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by yakflowz(m): 7:23pm On Nov 20, 2015
what of Imo? ;Dwhat of Imo?

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by jerryunit48: 7:24pm On Nov 20, 2015
Ha ! Dis wan small na

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Nobody: 7:25pm On Nov 20, 2015
500k how much you wan take marry b4? 3k?

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:26pm On Nov 20, 2015
sissylucy:
na wa o...itx expensive xha


but op u no suppose yab d girl na...na person Wife-to-be...wetin u mean sef poly no b higher institution

why U wan comot word from my mouth?? I no talk that one o grin
Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
obum88:
500k how much you wan take marry b4? 3k?

maybe 50k tongue

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by IamLEGEND1: 7:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
If the expenses pass 50k
I no dey do again
take ur daughter and marry her urself

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:29pm On Nov 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
If the expenses pass 50k

I no dey do again

take ur daughter and marry her urself


correct guy cheesy grin

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by smoby(m): 7:31pm On Nov 20, 2015
Them no add tax....?

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by IamLEGEND1: 7:33pm On Nov 20, 2015
dubemnaija:

correct guy cheesy grin

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by tempest01(m): 7:34pm On Nov 20, 2015
Wetin be condiments? 50,000

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:36pm On Nov 20, 2015
tempest01:
Wetin be condiments? 50,000

my broda, if you ask me, who u wan make I ask?

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:37pm On Nov 20, 2015
lalasticlala, abeg come and see food grin

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by krall69: 7:37pm On Nov 20, 2015
Is your friend not an able bodied man? Did he think he can just hijack somebody's daughter for free?

If you dont want to give them 50 gallons of palmwine pay in cash instead.

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by joystickextend1(m): 7:39pm On Nov 20, 2015
grin grin nah wah o
Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:44pm On Nov 20, 2015
krall69:
Is your friend not an able bodied man? Did he think he can just hijack somebody's daughter for free?

If you dont want to give them 50 gallons of palmwine pay in cash instead.

Bros, how many able bodied men can afford such fee? abeg how much be minimum wage? grin


[size=4pt]abeg shift one side with ur able-bodiness[/size]

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 20, 2015
dubemnaija:


maybe 50k tongue

Marriage is for the strong not the weak

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Nobody: 7:46pm On Nov 20, 2015
I hear marriage I rush, I see marriage I run..

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Handsomebeing(m): 7:48pm On Nov 20, 2015
PrimeMinisterr:

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haha for real ?

Yes o. That's why I don't allow her extended relative near my house. They showed me pepper.

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by dubemnaija: 7:49pm On Nov 20, 2015
fighal:
I hear marriage I rush, I see marriage I run..

Me I go marry fulani person. Them go just flog me afterwhich dem go carry my wife give me free-of-charge grin cheesy

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Handsomebeing(m): 7:49pm On Nov 20, 2015
dubemnaija:

grin grin grin grin grin

But on a more serious note, Igbo law-makers and their governors should start passing laws that will criminalize any expenditure demanded from a bride-to-be's parent above 100k.

Don't think that will work. What if the father is in support and threatens not to give his blessing. Have seen a case like that.

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by obiorathesubtle: 7:49pm On Nov 20, 2015
So, after all this spending and shÏt. The woman would raise her voice at me?? I'll slap the concur out of her

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
If the expenses pass 50k

I no dey do again

take ur daughter and marry her urself



Hmmm!! poverty!

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by immortalvoices(m): 7:54pm On Nov 20, 2015
Lol..... The little boy inside of me is saying "give am Belle, them go beg you to marry self" grin



PS.... I said this under the stress of queuing in the sun for five bloody hours to purchase fuel for my small generator.. So I dey vex

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by IamLEGEND1: 7:55pm On Nov 20, 2015
Demigods:

Hmmm!! poverty!
lolz

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Nobody: 7:57pm On Nov 20, 2015
dubemnaija:


Me I go marry fulani person. Them go just flog me afterwhich dem go carry my wife give me free-of-charge grin cheesy
when them use cow skin redesign ur yansh.. U go see awoof dae run

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by mccoy47(m): 7:58pm On Nov 20, 2015
And after spending this amount some women would want to cme to you house and demand equal rights! angry


END TIME LIST!

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Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by ClintonDal(m): 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Phase 1 is for bride price while Phase 2 and 3 is for the traditional marriage proper( igba nkwu). The list is outrageous though. Never knew nsukka people dey cut person head like this. Op thanks 4 info, na this kind type after the marriage the hubby go tell the girl make he no see any of her people 100yrds of his gate. Oloshi cheesy

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