Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

tessy howdy

Ay, ay, ay, Ben. You have found someone else these days, haven't you? Ok, I will wait for you because I roff you
Long tym sha, mambo mvulana

teisssys darling, stop flirting

Lolabbey:

teisssys darling, stop flirting

Rotfl
My friend and I are simply bonding, take it easy o

hmmm,bonding?

@mom, how's dat ur bussiness?

ehmmm,u knw . , . . . . .

sylve11:

@mom, how's dat ur bussiness?

Ask her jor

tatafo

and na me dey below and above u . . . . . . .wht a coincidence

Lolabbey:

tatafo

Asante Madam Tatafo

honey pie how u dey

I dey fine sweet-chocolate-coated-creamy pofpof

hmmmm all dese adjectives for me alone

just take it as a compliment. my second girlfriend, tessy is trying to know my first, wella.

Buahahahahahahaha. . . So you be polygamist, eh?

hmm dis is just d beginning, d father has 5, n he's sure goin to do better dan d father

gud jab there tessystem

Thank you sista.

karibu

Asante

sweet niece

yiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Huh?!

tessy darling. . . been missing you

Missing you too Benjy. Am back, I hd to go for lunch before Dani1luv gives me a warning for overstaying on Nland
So, how far. Unamsifu Mungu?

@Poster
Sweat n dry

U mean u don't ve anythin better

No, I don't. You are the one who has something better so go and do it