A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
And the husband was like

@poster nice one!

ur teeth big oooo

19 in each set

na wah oooo

Lolabbey:

ur teeth big oooo

sylve11:

19 in each set

I go wound persin o

abeg no go land ursef for jail oooo

make i clear my throat for my comment

aboki malla

Lolest

kai

kick agains indiscipline

gud jab teissys

thnak u deary

romade -d chain smoker

tytylayor:

gud jab teissys

Tyty, thank you. It is the training you, Romade and aunty Lolla gave me

teissy baby

romade d prison breaker


@teissys

gud of u, omo daada

romade the blind man

Lolabbey:

teissy baby

Yes aunty. . ?

Romade z a prison-breaker? He had better be as smart as Michael Scofield o.

see ona face like facebook

@teisy,

Thine mind is playing tricks on thee, Sick joke

@romade, How u doing lollipop?

romade don drink oh

my syde dey tyte, Lost an uncle, had to go make plans for his burial in d villa, came back, work, emails, n ALL!!!!

Have u seen Abbygal, ? Dang, i sorta miss her already

v3nom4eva:

my syde dey tyte, Lost an uncle, had to go make plans for his burial in d villa, came back, work, emails, n ALL!!!!

Have u seen Abbygal, ? Dang, i sorta miss her already

:-XASHAWOOOOOOOOOO
@ poster u are the boom I like the joke can't help but laffing here