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Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 10:01am On Nov 30, 2015
Also known as: Googlism Founded by: Matt MacPherson Info: Google.com, the world reknowned search engine, has a following. These people believe that Google, being omniscient and omnipresent, is the closest Mankind will come to knowing and facing a god. Google can solve all their problems through knowledge, and knowledge is power. They even have nine proofs of Google’s godliness. check out their website http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

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Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by OsamedeHazard10(m): 10:05am On Nov 30, 2015
End time googlism.....#FTC

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Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 10:06am On Nov 30, 2015
OsamedeHazard10:
End time googlism.....#FTC
really sordid
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Zeedarh(f): 10:24am On Nov 30, 2015
Googlism. Shoroniyen
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by johnydon22(m): 10:29am On Nov 30, 2015
Hahahahahahahaha mankind will deify anything perceived to be superior.. Now the Almighty Google is being deified..

But lets get a point straight. . . Google works a lot more better than churches, mosques and crusade grounds... You don't need to shout or hit your head on the floor then wait till you die to get a result..

Google gives you the desired result in a little more than 30 seconds.. Chia diaris Google oo grin grin

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Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 10:42am On Nov 30, 2015
johnydon22:
Hahahahahahahaha mankind will deify anything perceived to be superior.. Now the Almighty Google is being deified..

But lets get a point straight. . . Google works a lot more better than churches, mosques and crusade grounds... You don't need to shout or hit your head on the floor then wait till you die to get a result..

Google gives you the desired result in a little more than 30 seconds.. Chia diaris Google oo grin grin
abi!!diaris google oo
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 10:42am On Nov 30, 2015
Google over Yahweh any day any time. And there are lots of evidence
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 10:43am On Nov 30, 2015
1feness:
Google over Yahweh any day any time. And there are lots of evidence
are you for real??ok what's the evidence??
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 10:57am On Nov 30, 2015
pizel:
are you for real??ok what's the evidence??

Lets ask yahweh and Google a few questions and see who will at least give a reply.
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 11:01am On Nov 30, 2015
1feness:


Lets ask yahweh and Google a few questions and see who will at least give a reply.
dats a point.so you don't believe in god??
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 11:25am On Nov 30, 2015
pizel:
are you for real??ok what's the evidence??

Which of the many gods?
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 11:37am On Nov 30, 2015
1feness:

Which of the many gods?
Yahweh
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by oglalasioux(m): 11:38am On Nov 30, 2015
1feness:


Which of the many gods?
You are a genius. A million dollar question.

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Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 11:45am On Nov 30, 2015
pizel:
Yahweh

What makes yahweh a god?

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Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by CoolUsername: 12:32pm On Nov 30, 2015
Hey, at least Google can give us answers.
It gives us Youtube and Android.
It has a self-driving car.
Oh my Google! It's true.

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Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 1:53pm On Nov 30, 2015
Is this a joke or something?
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 2:45pm On Nov 30, 2015
1feness:


What makes yahweh a god?
come on dude that's impious.. you crossing a line
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 5:50pm On Nov 30, 2015
pizel:
come on dude that's impious.. you crossing a line

What line?
Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 30, 2015
see googlism 10 commandments!!really hilarious http:// www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/10_Commandments.html

Re: Googlism!! People Worship Google As God by Anas09: 7:43pm On Nov 30, 2015
^^^ ok.

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