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I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 12:48pm On May 28, 2009
This is the thread for the DVD competition.


The person to first correctly decode the whole riddle and give me the final answer to the "I am" question will win a DVD of his/her choice.

The value of this DVD is not to exceed £20/$35/5,000 naira

I will order the DVD online and have it delivered to the address provided by the winner.

If there is any issues around posting to Nigeria in the case of a Naija based winner I will then offer the cash sum of 5,000 Naira instead.

Please do not blurt out information in a post unless you are trying to win because you may be inadvertantly helping someone else.

I will simply say wrong to any answers that are not 100% complete with no indication of how close you are.



Here is the riddle, I have decided not to make it too difficult to give everyone a chance, hence it should be easy to decode many of the lines.

In addition as there are six lines the person to answer the "I am" question and decode at least 5 of the lines to show how they relate to his/her answer will be declared the winner.



I am victorious!

what I once did with force of arms

I now do by choice of men

In the past I have been known to be flaky

some say even corny at times

but now my mate my ale is reassuringly expensive


I am?

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Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by donsponky(m): 1:12pm On May 28, 2009
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by bblacky(f): 1:22pm On May 28, 2009
Stil finkin, will brb 4 d answer

Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by kayowalemi(m): 1:45pm On May 28, 2009
Pls can u sell me orijo? grin
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 2:00pm On May 28, 2009
still waiting,
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by kayowalemi(m): 2:10pm On May 28, 2009
sell me orijo(answer)
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 2:20pm On May 28, 2009
What are you on abt?
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by tytylayor: 2:22pm On May 28, 2009
am coming
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 2:23pm On May 28, 2009
I'm waiting,
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by kayowalemi(m): 2:25pm On May 28, 2009
tytylayor:

am coming
why u wan run away? She no go beat u if u no no am   grin
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by tytylayor: 2:33pm On May 28, 2009
no, i 4got d ansa for iya basira "food is ready"
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by kayowalemi(m): 2:36pm On May 28, 2009
e b lik say na d same place we leave our answer
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 3:54pm On May 28, 2009
bloody olodos!!!
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by romsky: 3:57pm On May 28, 2009
blissieng:
bloody olodos!!!
respect dey say is reciprocal
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by dani1luv: 4:03pm On May 28, 2009
Bliss lemme tell you this. .

The fact that you posted this riddle

give members the fact that if they answer that

correctly. . users would begin to look at them as a poor - church-rat
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by romsky: 4:11pm On May 28, 2009
reave her
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by dani1luv: 4:16pm On May 28, 2009
yes sir!z
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:16pm On May 28, 2009
romade:

respect dey say is reciprocal

na joke. I would never use that word except in jest.

Whoever is offended, ma bi nu o. said in jest.


dani1luv:

Bliss lemme tell you this. .

The fact that you posted this riddle

give members the fact that if they answer that

correctly. . users would begin to look at them as a poor - church-rat


I beg to differ! How can anyone think that unless they themselves are one of such.
I added the DVD to spice it up.
Na wah o! can't someone do something without ppl looking for the wrong in it?

Its quite exasperating!!!
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by dani1luv: 4:24pm On May 28, 2009
blissieng:

na joke. I would never use that word except in jest.

Whoever is offended, ma bi nu o. said in jest.


I beg to differ! How can anyone think that unless they themselves are one of such.
I added the DVD to spice it up.
Na wah o! can't someone do something without ppl looking for the wrong in it?


Its quite exasperating!!!

You see!
This is a Joke Section and pple would take what you wrote up there as a Joke.
Its also a riddle section but you dont need to add price/electronics to spice it up
Apparently Im not Interested wink
But if some peeps are interested here they can go for it
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by romsky: 4:30pm On May 28, 2009
so d gift is to b deleted and a dinner date inserted
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:33pm On May 28, 2009
fact is, if anyone has the answer then give it even if you dont want the gift.

The one who has the correct answer can decide whether or not they want the incentive. since wen did awuff start to run belle?

Just say you dont knowit and stop going round the round abt. angry
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by Lolabbey: 4:34pm On May 28, 2009
am sowwy d prize doesnt worth d trouble wink tongue
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by dani1luv: 4:37pm On May 28, 2009
blissieng:

fact is, if anyone has the answer then give it even if you dont want the gift.

The one who has the correct answer can decide whether or not they want the incentive. since wen did awuff start to run belle?

Just say you dont knowit and stop going round the round abt. angry

Hahahaha. .
Beat your chest! wink
I know the answer; i can also give you the website you brought this riddle from

There is no need for the hallowing and wallowing baby wink
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by romsky: 4:40pm On May 28, 2009
wetin google + internent no fit do
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:42pm On May 28, 2009
I didnt get it from any where you know.

You have cheated now, you're supposed to think abt it not google it!

Deal is off.

You can post the answer if you have it.
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:43pm On May 28, 2009
where is the fun if you have to run to google everytime something comes up? What happened to the brain?
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by Lolabbey: 4:45pm On May 28, 2009
hhhmmmmmmmmm
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:46pm On May 28, 2009
pls dont make me retch!
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by dani1luv: 4:49pm On May 28, 2009
Bliss darl.

I didnt mean to wackle/gaggle you wink

All i wanted you to do was to hack-off that price/dvd stuff wink cheesy
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:50pm On May 28, 2009
y e dey pain you say price dey there? I really dont get that I swear!

just sha put ur answer down make we see.
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by blissieng(f): 4:51pm On May 28, 2009
and





I'm not ur darl!
Re: I Am? - Dvd Edition by romsky: 4:52pm On May 28, 2009
u tu dey form jare

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