Once upon a time, there was a humble gal named Kim. Kim was in love with a young boy named Ray J. One day, while engaging in fu*kery of a kinky nature, they decided to make a sex tape. Little did Little Kim know that this would be her break into stardom.

The tape “came out” like Jamal coming out in Empire Season One and the world knew what had been inside her holes. All her holes, you get? In a bid to assuage the situation, the family matriarch, Kris Jenner, decided to make lemonade outta lemons; she spun the disaster into something HUGE. That was how KUWTK was born. Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Kris is brilliant! An astute business woman who knew that one day, it would make sense if all of them had the same letter "K" beginning their names. Take a look: Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendal, Kylie, and Kris.

Don't you think it was deliberate that Kourtney and Scott never got married? His name doesn’t start with a “K”. After tasting the Kardashian Nectar, (I’m not alluding to Kourtney’s honey pot, you hoe!) he descended into substance abuse. Look at him now? A druggie! He sunk into the deep depth of depression?

Lamar. Lamar. Lamar. “L” is close to “K”. He was almost there. See what happened to him? The dude almost died. What was taking him there? Drug abuse. The lesson is simple and easy. If your name doesn’t start with a “K” in the Kardashian Klan, the Kardashian Kurse might Kome to you.

Kris. (Not the matriarch). You remember that Kim’s former husband? He knew of the Kardashian Kurse. He knew there was no Kure to the Kurse. Smart guy left before he lost his sanity. Maybe Kim didn't want anything white close to HER. She loves anything black. But, in the picture below, she's running away from a black, long, curved stuff. If you watched her sex tape, you know she doesn't shy away from black, long, stuff.

Kanye "Kanyechukwuekele (meaning 'let's praise God' in Igbo)" West. These past few months have given us an inkling into Kanye’s Kraze. I don't even want to write about his new clothing line. Seen it? Take a look at it here.

What is the meaning of his clothing line? The models look impoverished. Is it his plan of getting back at White People for Slave Trade? I mean, the cloths look depressing! It’s like he made it for Kim’s pregnancy. Something she could wear when vanity takes over her during her pregnancy. She would want to hide the necessary pregnancy fat like those people trying to Hyde stuff. (Bless you if you get the pun).

And Kaitlyn. Let him be deceiving himself there. Using “C” instead of “K”. She couldn’t change her name to Kruce and so she decided to do Caitlyn.

How do these people manage to get drama for their reality TV series? I will tell you the conspiracy theory I’ve got to explain that.

At the beginning of every series, they ask themselves, “What crazy thing are we going to do to make our ratings skyrocket?” In reply to that, they write the list of zany things they can think of in different pieces of paper. They fold them and put them in a bowl.

They sit in their dining room with Kris at the head of the table, of course. They take a bottle, a la Spin the Bottle. They cast lots on whom is going to spin the bottle. Anyone whom the bottle points at would have to do one of the crazy stuff written in one of the piece of paper in the bowl.

Last year, the Kardashian Klan had their annual “Spin the Bottle”. Guess whom the bottle turned to?

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Interesting....

Are u one of the Dash dolls? For u to know so much? Abi u are just guessing?

WOW WOW This is outstanding.

This is funny

And Kaitlyn. Let him be deceiving himself there. Using “C” instead of “K”. She couldn’t change her name to Kruce and so she decided to do Caitlyn

I feel there's a conspiracy theory behind everything. And no... I don't watch The Kardashians. I think they are popular because of the hate. I dunno again, sef. I think Vico went to take lessons from the Kardashians. You know, how to sell your market through hate.

I don't know how you folks spend so much time keeping up with the Kardashian.

I can't.....Too much fakeness and fuckery there.

But...to each his own.

I've never watched an episode of that fuckery.
but going by ur logic, tyga will be next.

IamLEGEND1:
I've never watched an episode of that fuckery.

but going by ur logic, tyga will be next.

They've already started with Tyga.