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BAR FOOD by Odeku(m): 5:46pm On Nov 03, 2005 |
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes" she purrs "I am." The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" |
Re: BAR FOOD by clemcykul(f): 9:52am On Apr 16, 2008 |
ha ha ha |
Re: BAR FOOD by naijastyle: 9:55am On Apr 16, 2008 |
clem repent |
Re: BAR FOOD by handsombob(m): 10:23am On Apr 16, 2008 |
mama miyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Re: BAR FOOD by tufe(m): 3:34pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
another from the archives |
Re: BAR FOOD by clemcykul(f): 4:25pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
*goes off to church for repentance serves penance hapily* ur happy naw ryte 3day later i return to ma old self |
Re: BAR FOOD by tufe(m): 4:40pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
plz dont, stay mad as you are , we like it |
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