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BAR FOOD by Odeku(m): 5:46pm On Nov 03, 2005
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Re: BAR FOOD by clemcykul(f): 9:52am On Apr 16, 2008
ha ha ha
Re: BAR FOOD by naijastyle: 9:55am On Apr 16, 2008
clem repent
Re: BAR FOOD by handsombob(m): 10:23am On Apr 16, 2008
mama miyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: BAR FOOD by tufe(m): 3:34pm On Apr 16, 2008
another from the archives
Re: BAR FOOD by clemcykul(f): 4:25pm On Apr 16, 2008
*goes off to church for repentance serves penance hapily*

ur happy naw ryte

3day later i return to ma old self cool grin
Re: BAR FOOD by tufe(m): 4:40pm On Apr 16, 2008
plz dont, stay mad as you are cheesy, we like it grin

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