My neighbor a man of about 70yrs joined Facebook last week and this morning he started complaining to me, he said:
"Austine, this Facebook registration dey chop money oh.
"Sir, I no understand... how?" I asked.
He sighed and said: "Ha! Since wey I tell Izzy my son to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend"
I was confused and then asked: "Oh ok, na MB dey chop your money?".
He raised eye brows and said: "ah Austine ! Which one be MB again nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one too oh, because I don pay 10k to open Facebook account, 8k for chatting permit, 5k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee each time, 1k for profile picture permit and this evening again, Izzy my son don talk say Facebook say make I bring 50k for international Facebook passport.
Austine, I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?
Please what do I tell him?
Cc Ben13