Funny Ways To Break-up With
Your Spouse
The following below are the funniest
ways to Break-up with your Boy/
Girlfriend...

1."16 missed calls?! You killed my
battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"

2."How come mosquito is biting me and
not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S
OVER!"

3."You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

4."So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him because it's over between
us."

5."So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."

6."They are shouting bird flu, you are
still cooking chicken. You want to kill
me? It is over!"

7."I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I can't
date someone who's not patient."

8."Why are you using broom to sweep
my room when you know I support
PDP? It's over!"

9."You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be short
abi? It's OVER!"

10."I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You
don't care about me. It's over!"

11."You don't pay your tithe, if you can
cheat on God, then who am I? Pack
your things."
feel free to add yours

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No 9 and 11 though

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harbeemx:
Funny Ways To Break-up With
Your Spouse
The following below are the funniest
ways to Break-up with your Boy/
Girlfriend...

1."16 missed calls?! You killed my
battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"

2."How come mosquito is biting me and
not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S
OVER!"

3."You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

4."So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him because it's over between
us."

5."So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."

6."They are shouting bird flu, you are
still cooking chicken. You want to kill
me? It is over!"

7."I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I can't
date someone who's not patient."

8."Why are you using broom to sweep
my room when you know I support
PDP? It's over!"

9."You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be short
abi? It's OVER!"

10."I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You
don't care about me. It's over!"

11."You don't pay your tithe, if you can
cheat on God, then who am I? Pack
your things."
feel free to add yours

...3-4-7-8;11 totally funny

harbeemx:
Funny Ways To Break-up With
Your Spouse
The following below are the funniest
ways to Break-up with your Boy/
Girlfriend...

1."16 missed calls?! You killed my
battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"

2."How come mosquito is biting me and
not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S
OVER!"

3."You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

4."So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him because it's over between
us."

5."So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."

6."They are shouting bird flu, you are
still cooking chicken. You want to kill
me? It is over!"

7."I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I can't
date someone who's not patient."

8."Why are you using broom to sweep
my room when you know I support
PDP? It's over!"

9."You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be short
abi? It's OVER!"

10."I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You
don't care about me. It's over!"

11."You don't pay your tithe, if you can
cheat on God, then who am I? Pack
your things."
feel free to add yours

...3-4-7-8;11 totally funny