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Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Scholar8200(m): 11:58am On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:


grin grin grin
and how will you handle a real case of violent demon-possession complete with convulsions and jerkings brought to your office by distraught neighbours?
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:58am On Dec 11, 2015
FrancisTony:
I have always known it.
My instinct never misleads me.
Allnaijablogger is the same as illogicalboy logicboy. Christianwannabe!

*Spits on thread and walks away.*


House boy! Why so angry?
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:58am On Dec 11, 2015
Scholar8200:
and how will you handle a real case of violent demon-possession complete with convulsions and jerkings brought to your office by distraught neighbours?

Holy flogging of course
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Scholar8200(m): 12:00pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:


Holy flogging of course
You may be rent in pieces bro. This is not nollywood. Even the quacks who do that in Nigeria do same on people with benign, passive cases
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:


House boy! Why so angry?
Ode boy! Because of your countless denials.
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 12:03pm On Dec 11, 2015
FrancisTony:

Ode boy! Because of your countless denials.

Shut up. I fooled you. So many times. tongue
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 12:08pm On Dec 11, 2015
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Nobody: 12:14pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:

Shut up. I fooled you. So many times. tongue
*Yawns* Gerrarahea!! angry
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 12:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
thehomer:


I find your business proposal interesting. Why don't you draw up a proper business proposal for consideration. grin


Why not? There's money to be made!
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 1:38pm On Dec 11, 2015
menesheh:



cheesy cheesy

Sure!!!

But you gats check my list of criterias for traveling to hell and acquisition of material things is on the list. So...

https://www.nairaland.com/2790901/those-going-hell-almost-all

Lol
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by johnydon22(m): 1:45pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
See Pastor Chris Okotie's cars.........






I want these blessings by crook or by tithe....one way or the other grin grin
Holy Mother of God!!! shocked

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Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 1:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
johnydon22:
Holy Mother of God!!! shocked


Why so surprised? When your offering is multi millions every sunday......you can afford to be driven in the best cars money can buy
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by malvisguy212: 3:27pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:



Why so surprised? When your offering is multi millions every sunday......you can afford to be driven in the best cars money can buy
do you want to deny God and become an atheist ?
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 4:50pm On Dec 11, 2015
malvisguy212:
do you want to deny God and become an atheist ?


I just want money. Is that too hard to understand?
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by malvisguy212: 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:



I just want money. Is that too hard to understand?
God and money. Chose . Any decision you make, Goodluck to you. Thank you.
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
malvisguy212:
God and money. Chose . Any decision you make, Goodluck to you. Thank you.


I want both!! And if Nigerian pastors can have both, why shouldnt I?

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Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Empiree: 8:52pm On Dec 11, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:



What has come over you?. You smoke weed lately or what?. So you now see Christianity isnt about God anymore but an enterprise or money making scheme.

And no, masjid(mosques) arent like that. Donations and contributions taken from mosques are for zakat(alms, maintenance, Imam salary etc). Not the tithe or other form of money schemes going on in churches. Besides, it's voluntary if anyone wishes to give. And during Eld or festivals, organizers may pass around "donation boxes" that purely meant for aforementioned utilities not for imams to consume or buy luxury cars like you folks do. There are very strong Islamic injunctions against such unholy practices.

Good luck in your undertaking
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by HCpaul(m): 10:05pm On Dec 11, 2015
You can go ahead, but have you consider this first:

- Oyedepo only sleep for 3hrs in a day.
He fast for more than 4 days in a week, and he pray for more than 14 hrs out of 24hrs.
He doesn't watch television, he doesn't chat and most especially, he doesn't invest his time on nairaland religious section.

- Tb Joshua doesn't travel anyhow, he delivers for more than 42hrs every week.
He doesn't sleep.
He is always in the realm of the celestial and at the same time a philantropist.


If you can handle the above, then you deserve more than a jet.
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 7:51am On Dec 12, 2015
Empiree:
What has come over you?. You smoke weed lately or what?. So you now see Christianity isnt about God anymore but an enterprise or money making scheme.

And no, masjid(mosques) arent like that. Donations and contributions taken from mosques are for zakat(alms, maintenance, Imam salary etc). Not the tithe or other form of money schemes going on in churches. Besides, it's voluntary if anyone wishes to give. And during Eld or festivals, organizers may pass around "donation boxes" that purely meant for aforementioned utilities not for imams to consume or buy luxury cars like you folks do. There are very strong Islamic injunction against such unholy practices.

Good luck in your undertaking


Wassap?

Hope the harmattan hasnt gotten you down. Islamophobia is on the rise. Not good times to be a muslim.
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 7:52am On Dec 12, 2015
HCpaul:
You can go ahead, but have you consider this first:

- Oyedepo only sleep for 3hrs in a day.
He fast for more than 4 days in a week, and he pray for more than 14 hrs out of 24hrs.
He doesn't watch television, he doesn't chat and most especially, he doesn't invest his time on nairaland religious section.

- Tb Joshua doesn't travel anyhow, he delivers for more than 42hrs every week.
He doesn't sleep.
He is always in the realm of the celestial and at the same time a philantropist.


If you can handle the above, then you deserve more than a jet.


grin grin grin


@ bold- is this what the bible tells you to do? To lie about MOGs' lives?
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Empiree: 1:03pm On Dec 12, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:



Wassap?

Hope the harmattan hasnt gotten you down. Islamophobia is on the rise. Not good times to be a muslim.
Who cares who stigmatizes us! Islamophobia makes me stronger and steadfast. We dont care about people's bs.We care about our Lord and our responsibilities to Him.

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Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 12, 2015
Hahahahahahaha............... Nairaland sha.........
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 1:44pm On Dec 12, 2015
Empiree:
Who cares who stigmatizes us! Islamophobia makes me stronger and steadfast. We dont care about people's bs.We care about our Lord and our responsibilities to Him.

So you don't care?

Well, if an islamophobic bigot attacked you and your family, maybe you'd change your mind.
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by joseph1832(m): 1:51pm On Dec 12, 2015
Empiree:
Who cares who stigmatizes us! Islamophobia makes me stronger and steadfast. We dont care about people's bs.We care about our Lord and our responsibilities to Him.
Comments like this makes me ask what brand of opium the poster had been sniffing.
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Empiree: 4:26pm On Dec 12, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:


So you don't care?

Well, if an islamophobic bigot attacked you and your family, maybe you'd change your mind.

That's what we called faith.....strong creed

Didn't Jesus (P) faced with many challenges?
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2015
Empiree:
That's what we called faith.....strong creed

Didn't Jesus (P) faced with many challenges?

undecided

Okay
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by orisa37: 4:15am On Dec 13, 2015
A very serious sin you are commiting: Covetuosness! Please be careful !!!!

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Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 6:54am On Dec 13, 2015
orisa37:
A very serious sin you are commiting: Covetuosness! Please be careful !!!!



Pls go and warn the Nigerian MOGs while you are at it. grin
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Rilwayne001: 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2015
loooool grin grin Allnaijablogger, you gat jokes.

I will advice you to partner truthman2012 or malvisguy212, both of them are also interested in this lucrative business. - My 2 kobo.

As per Rilwayn001 acting boko-are-ram; hahahahahahahaha grin that definitely not possible.

Wish you all the possible best in your ambition cheesy

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Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2015
Rilwayne001:
loooool grin grin Allnaijablogger, you gat jokes.

I will advice you to partner truthman2012 or malvisguy212, both of them are also interested in this lucrative business. - My 2 kobo.

As per Rilwayn001 acting boko-are-ram; hahahahahahahaha grin that definitely not possible.

Wish you all the possible best in your ambition cheesy


Thanks brahh......

I didnt know that there are many interested investors in this lucrative business!
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Empiree: 3:24pm On Sep 24, 2017
allnaijablogger Where is this dude?

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