u just dey sell market wey nor get NAFDAC number anyhow for here

Airforce1:

U no know sey na STUDIO BE THIS ABI? lol

asiri ti tu

i've got it on my cell. . .juz in case i need to lol-a-bit

There's ALSO the yoruba version of the movie MAD (indian movie). . . that 1 me likes

@airfart. . .

who u bitchn??

sharrap and go back to ya gateman profession

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the womanliness willows.  

" The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"  


@Airfart

I no no say na u dey do conductor for Airforce 1 plane o. . .its nice to see u again. .

yh airforce. . .im aware of dat   i dnt have to let u knw

Airforce1:

u just dey sell market wey nor get NAFDAC number anyhow for here

wah market u selling. . .??

V3,

u make me laugh



abby,

orie fokasibe

@ venom, dis is quite disgusting buh here it goes

dont touch

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by l etters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist, He pushed W. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure, The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your privates is under your pillow."


studio kojo daPAda. . .

copy and paste.

i made many jokers go back to there seats, write better jokes and do better hits.

who be that wey dey impersonate studio for here?

oya. . . .venom whom i posted d jokes for knows it is copy and paste. . .so wats ur point? abeg waka pass

twists her mouth

@Studio. .

This is suppose to be btwn me n abbygal. . . U nova see woman 4 ur life b4. . Obey d lady n "waka pass" b4

oh yeah, LOVER BOY.

twist my mouth? otobe


neways@ all what good Nigerian movie can u recommend for me to watch? im kinda jobuless now o

@studio

U EVER wondered what the meaning of "STUDIO CFR" iz

Well let me help u wif d answer

It means STUDIO C=Cleaner, F=For, R=Rent. . . ?  

Dem no EVEN dey hire you. . .na RENT?!!! CHEI. . . Dear Lawd, lift this recession of a thing so my friend could see somefin better to do

How many STUDIOz av u cleaned today??

@studio

Studio CFR:

oh yeah, LOVER BOY.

LOL, she say make i w8 for am, so I dey w8 make she masure so we go fit run package together. . Go figure?!!

@abby ja si

Now listen to ya self V3NOM,

She say make u wait for her she dey come.
My guy shame nor dey catch u sey woman dey tell u to wait for her she dey come?
and watch it mehn, i aint no cleaner 

i no biff u o




ABBY,
live your life.
No Time

sure i will live my life u dnt have to tell me dat

but i have and need to

clemcykul:

but i have and need to

if u no talk, who go talk?

Abbygyal:

sure i will live my life u dnt have to tell me dat

Mo sori gan o

lol. . . u dnt have to be sorry

did i ask for ya kiss?

abeg, park well o jare

modified
u dnt have 2 be rude, rmbr its just an emoticon kmt

sometimes u play rude to be kind.

i've missed u shorty

ora e oya. , u sick

He is sick and yet ure still eyeing his trousers

ewwwwwwwwwwwww shit aint gonna happen

it has already happened

shit happens dear

clemcykul:

it has already happened

maybe in ur dreams. . .buh in reality. . it is definitely far from it.

Lolabbey:

shit happens dear

nt dis kind of shit abbey