@showbobo
Ppppssshwam!!!

d guy dey blow grammar ooo

for a sec. . i be fink say na russian d guy spik, I be wan shoot am wif swear words for leg wit russian swear words

@showbobo, oya take dis 1 "wolcezyny ceck kebak. . ."

showbobo:

@Poster

Weldone You efficacious Photocopying machine

I've missed you

A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.


He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.


The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

Dear friends, it is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His mother replied. The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?" "Yes, you are a real polar bear."

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?" "Yes" said his parents. Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?" "Yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents. "Why do you ask?" replied his mother. "Because," said the young polar bear "I'm fucking freezing!"

lol u shall soon freeze to d***********th

@kelemu

who??

who be kelemu??

*looks around for kelemu*

*points towards clemcykul*

Na u na. . .abi u dey fear ur own name again?

*stones him with my agege bread*

*catches the agege bread and tosses it to my hamster*

In this day n age. . .Kelemu u dey chow agege bread??. . chei, see werin recession dey REALLY cause

Ben20001:

I've missed you

Me too bruv. . . how body

body dey gidigba how ur end?

my end dey near ur end

see criminals o

which other than you?

Tell am again

candles have failed us

@romade
lol ure frustrated

no i wont hav u insult ma paddy like dat

that shud be a massive lips u meant

clemcykul:

@romade
lol ure frustrated

no mind am, and him dey point finger say person needs to get laid.

Roma wetin u want again o! the heart wey u break never do you?

ask me o, i do again she no want make i rest, she just bla bla hunt me up and down.

@romade
stop harrasing me sexually