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Hope Say My Mouth No Too Wide by appyola(f): 5:55pm On Dec 18, 2015
For those of u that will start bombarding me with provisions for Christmas, let me inform you that I don't want bournvita this time around coz it makes me sleep a lot, I prefer Milo (Baba Sala) coz I need lots of energy.
Also three crowns milk nauseates me, I prefer hollandia milk (liquid), it works well with ma body, I dont want milo sardine o, Titus sardine(original brand) o wa ok.
Granulated sugar purges me too, St. Louis sugar is better, or even a bottle of honey. Dont bring Nasco cornflakes, i prefer Kellogs.
Others things I'd prefer include Mango, orange, Banana and Pineapple juice, Fresh fruits, I don't want agbalumo o! Pls o!! Cartons of Malta Guinness, Chicken and chips with fresh salad from KFC(I dont really like coleslaw, it upsets my tummy), crates of egg, live chicken, Vegetable oil, Palm oil and bag of rice.
Pls, don't boda urself to make 'Ogi' for me, Hollandia custard ma wa alright fun mi.
Thank u so much for your understanding! Happy Yuletide Season! Remember to add swiss lace or french Linen 10yrds 4 aso odun and Italian size 8 wa ok. Hope say my mouth never too wide?
Love you all!!!...

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