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Knowing fully you don turn her borehole to kanga " well ".

Una no go kill person for here o!

Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng

Hahahahaha

ivyT:
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng

I subscribe to ur point

*mind thoughts *... "Iffa hear say Virgin. This one wey i don destroy Tey Tey"

Pastor: (smiling unnecessarily whilst exchanging hands on the mic as he goes to and fro the podium) I know Omorelewa well since she was a kid. I can bet Millions of naira, in fact dollars(at this point, he wipes sweat off his forehead, does this give him away?) That she kept herself intact for this lucky man of her dreams (expects applause, none came, turns to face congregation with faces full of contempt)


FOB- pastor kile leyi bayii? Didnt we tell you that the lil bride is her daughter?

Pastor: (looking confused like the pastor in the pix below......)

How pastor take know say na virgin.Pastor sef don porka

lmao,

Lol. I know that look!

I will just shout Holy Ghost fire.

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lol! then she dance shakiti bobo to the altar!

Maka Chukwu, I no go fit control the shout of "Chinekeeeeeeeeee" on hearing such at the wedding.

Hw does it even feel havin ur ex in ur wedding abi attending ur ex wedding. Aw jxt be rembring all d naughtynaughty moments. Nah...I'll pass abeg, cnt deal

Hahahahahaha....na u sabi

Just look at the expression flying around the face of the man having a fence-like build up of beard jealously guarding his upper lips... Wondrous!

Lol
I have done that look

Nawa oo..
21st December 2009 - 21st December 2015 (celebrating my six years on nairaland).
What a wonderful forum....

Hehe...... Nah to sneeze until the whole congregation keeps quiet, make dem know say its either pastor don swim her river or he's just a liar

Another meaningless post waiting to hit frontpage

La wa o

Infact life go tyer you

Quite ridiculous....

Who does that? Wetin go push me go there sef?

ivyT:
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng

They can do it my in church o,in fact there is a known secret that everybody going for marriage counselling are asked to bring virginity report,don't know how true that is though