Landers, I want to destroy my beautiful phone, but it has defied destruction! I have done everything I can think of to demolish it, yet the phone is still sound.
I have thrown it off Mount Everest. I have submerged it in River Niger. I have set it on fire. I have refrigerated and deep-freezed it. I have cut it into pieces with a matchet, have bombed it, to my utter suprise it regenerated and became whole again. There is noting imaginable I haven't done to get rid of the smart phone, the phone has just prevailed!
What else can I do?

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You have tried everything to no avail, then why not go and hang yourself and stop bothering us.

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