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Chrismas Special Short Joke by SmartestPopQUEEN(f): 1:15pm On Dec 25, 2015

IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE
LADIES OF NOWADAYS ��
1. They would have asked for
directions instead of following
the star.
2. They would have presented
gifts such as pampers, powder,
feeding bottle, napkins, Akamu,
cerelac and so on.
3. After leaving one would have
told the other ''did you see
Mary's shoes, they don't match
her dress''.
4. One would have also said ''I
heard Joseph is not working,
he's just an ordinary carpenter.
How can they survive?''
5. Another would have said
''imagine the kind of dirty
environment she delivered, are
they not perceiving the bad
odour from the sheep and
Goats?''
6. Another would have also said
''The baby doesn't even resemble
Joseph, was she really a virgin?''.
7. One would have replied
''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary
during
SECONDARY SCHOOL days nah.
What are you telling me.
8. Another would have been
eyeing Joseph.
9. One go dey form queen
Elizabeth saying "how can I enter
this dirty place"?...
CHAI! ..... girls and their Amebo.
LOLZ
SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!

Re: Chrismas Special Short Joke by yanabasee(m): 2:29pm On Dec 25, 2015

NOT FUNNY, AT ALL cry

Buahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha This is very funnny..... Buahahahahahahaha (Hiding to laugh)

Re: Chrismas Special Short Joke by ideology(m): 8:31pm On Dec 25, 2015

SmartestPopQUEEN:
IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE
LADIES OF NOWADAYS ��
1. They would have asked for
directions instead of following
the star.
2. They would have presented
gifts such as pampers, powder,
feeding bottle, napkins, Akamu,
cerelac and so on.
3. After leaving one would have
told the other ''did you see
Mary's shoes, they don't match
her dress''.
4. One would have also said ''I
heard Joseph is not working,
he's just an ordinary carpenter.
How can they survive?''
5. Another would have said
''imagine the kind of dirty
environment she delivered, are
they not perceiving the bad
odour from the sheep and
Goats?''
6. Another would have also said
''The baby doesn't even resemble
Joseph, was she really a virgin?''.
7. One would have replied
''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary
during
SECONDARY SCHOOL days nah.
What are you telling me.
8. Another would have been
eyeing Joseph.
9. One go dey form queen
Elizabeth saying "how can I enter
this dirty place"?...
CHAI! ..... girls and their Amebo.
LOLZ
SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!

they would all want a selfie with Mary and the baby cheesy

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Re: Chrismas Special Short Joke by refiner(f): 8:18am On Jun 22, 2016

SmartestPopQUEEN:
IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE
LADIES OF NOWADAYS ��
1. They would have asked for
directions instead of following
the star.
2. They would have presented
gifts such as pampers, powder,
feeding bottle, napkins, Akamu,
cerelac and so on.
3. After leaving one would have
told the other ''did you see
Mary's shoes, they don't match
her dress''.
4. One would have also said ''I
heard Joseph is not working,
he's just an ordinary carpenter.
How can they survive?''
5. Another would have said
''imagine the kind of dirty
environment she delivered, are
they not perceiving the bad
odour from the sheep and
Goats?''
6. Another would have also said
''The baby doesn't even resemble
Joseph, was she really a virgin?''.
7. One would have replied
''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary
during
SECONDARY SCHOOL days nah.
What are you telling me.
8. Another would have been
eyeing Joseph.
9. One go dey form queen
Elizabeth saying "how can I enter
this dirty place"?...
CHAI! ..... girls and their Amebo.
LOLZ
SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!

Hi dear, you have about 15 more posts that makes you eligible to perform the name on your signature...
so you can make it up by typing twelvw things on your post sad

Sorry for this

Re: Chrismas Special Short Joke by SmartestPopQUEEN(f): 5:41pm On Jun 22, 2016

refiner:

Hi dear, you have about 15 more posts that makes you eligible to perform the name on your signature...
so you can make it up by typing twelvw things on your post

Sorry for this

alright Mate, be doing that now. I pray and hope you win. Congrats in advance

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