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If Academic Institutions In Nigeria Were To Be FOOTBALL Clubs by changeagent(m): 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
If academic institutions in Nigeria were to be FOOTBALL clubs then: ARSENAL is UNIBEN- where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed. MANCHESTER CITY is IGBINEDION-where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL is UNILAG-where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.MANCHESTER Utd is UNIILORIN- where students don't perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results. CHELSEA is LASU-where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the government will intervene to find anew VC for the school every year. REAL MADRID is UI- where students perform BEST and DO NOT beef students of OTHER schools. Finally,Barcelona is POLY (IB) where students work hard, perform well in class, FACE TERRIBLE THINGS, BAD ROADS and STILL achieve the best result in the whole country. Una knw we no dey carry last naaaaaGreatest Nigerian students!!! Unique POLY (IB) ! Pls pass dis if u r proud to be a student of THE POLY (IB) 1 Like |
Re: If Academic Institutions In Nigeria Were To Be FOOTBALL Clubs by holuwajaytee(m): 9:21pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
you be man utd fan nah...na ilorin you for go |
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