ronald4lif:
Number 10 is the most common. Once you're an eligible bachelor any girl people see you with will be regarded as your to-be wife. Friends and family will start making intimation and side remarks of when it's the wedding, abeg invite me o lol. Make God no gree your mama see you with woman, na there wedding plans fit start.

So true as dis one don happen to me tire

rawpadgin:
each i resume work my boss will be like " osas how are ur furnitures & ur electronics? because u dont wife & children that i will ask about"

getting married next by his grace

hahahahahaha......

Lobolintin:





My brother... Don hear am oooo oooo,small thing gp and marry,go and Marry,




Shai, wia re the babes ooooopppo,age don dey mess niggas up ooo


Abeg just just follow me

Baba, that go and marry cliche don tire me o... And if an elderly woman choses to pray for you, they dont pray for prosperity, their only prayer na make God give you wife

Being a bachelor is arguably the best period in a man's life.

It is A common Sense!!!!!!

God will help us ooo

Carnations:


Lmao... And when ur sis mistakenly likes any of ur gfs.. Well,set-up begins!

Hehe, a sis who waits to like your girlfriend is considerate. Some got no chill and will match-make you with their girlfriends. The things we go through just coz we're bachelors though lol.

Lobolintin:





Hahahahahaha same here
Was helping a mans daughter to draft a proposal, and she works in The bank, well behaved and well manenered,


Nah so my mom and her mom arrange intro....

Without our most consent...when we just be friends in business alone...
Hahahah

Hehe, mothers will never change. It's all for our best interest though.

Not long ago an old friend of mine attended a relative function in my village at my behest and my mum treated her like one Queen Elizabeth visited to the extent that she had to ask if I had told the woman we're an item and was saying my mumsy is so nice.

I was just laughing coz she doesn't know it's coz the woman want her 'poor' son to get married so she'd do everything to be nice to his to-be wifey. On a good day, she won't be that receptive. Mothers sha.

rawpadgin:
each i resume work my boss will be like " osas how are ur furnitures & ur electronics? because u dont wife & children that i will ask about"

getting married next by his grace

next yr is 2017

I remember as a bachelor, constantly having to answer a new year question: "Shey, this year abi?", after a while the "Yes" just became automatic, make the talk no for too long.

LOL!

ronald4lif:


Hehe, a sis who waits to like your girlfriend is considerate. Some got no chill and will match-make you with their girlfriends. The things we go through just coz we're bachelors though lol.

rawpadgin:
each i resume work my boss will be like " osas how are ur furnitures & ur electronics? because u dont wife & children that i will ask about"

getting married next by his grace

hahhhhhaaa dis one finished me, electronics and furniture, hahhhhhaaa

Rapmoney:
Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

2016...Lips sealed!!!

Rapmoney:
Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

2016...Lips sealed!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I actually read all the comments in this thread so hilarious

No be small hw is ur furniture and electronics

Toks2008:
Very very true...

Someone told me yesterday that i should be married and i answered "OFCOURSE I AM MARRIED"

At least that saved me some boring regular jamb questions that usually follows whenever i say i am not married.

hahahaha
so how is ur furniture and electronics since u dnt hv wife and children....funny comments

when guys are complaining over what they have control over. what should ladies do? Ladies actually feel the pain more just because the makeups and packaging aren't yielding efforts.

ronald4lif:


Hehe, mothers will never change. It's all for our best interest though.

Not long ago an old friend of mine attended a relative function in my village at my behest and my mum treated her like one Queen Elizabeth visited to the extent that she had to ask if I had told the woman we're an item and was saying my mumsy is so nice.

I was just laughing coz she doesn't know it's coz the woman want her 'poor' son to get married so she'd do everything to be nice to his to-be wifey. On a good day, she won't be that receptive. Mothers sha.

Hahahaaha