I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

Chai...

Lie of Life!!!!

abimbawealth:
Chai...

As in mai shai or Wetin

What an experience!!! @Op this should be a big lesson to others that post careless comments on social platform. We should thread carefully!

ksstroud:


As in mai shai or Wetin

I swallowed wetin dey my mind ni

This your lie deserve World cup

DestinyCHILD1:
What an experience!!! @Op this should be a big lesson to others that post careless comments on social platform. We should thread carefully!

Lolol. So you believe him? Lol.

mr LION....Or should I say MUFASA

...and someone somewhere believes this shìt?

Thanks for the humour. You're a good storyteller.

The title of the thread should be - "How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Stupidity"

Who scripted this? Anyways, thanks for this little piece, at least you successfully put a smile on my face today.

stupidity go into comedy na... you get d talent jare

I just had to log in so I can laugh....



POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND<sup>*



*</sup> only on February 30.

Next week on your darling Super story...

.. I need to change my moniker if this is true#. You just check my moniker ?

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

hey stupidiity, i wish you well in your next job hunt. but am sorry, we can't employ a stewpid person like you.. seeing all your posts on NL, it will be so bad employing ym

SkinnyDude:
hey stupidiity, i wish you well in your next job hunt. but am sorry, we can't employ a stewpid person like you.. seeing all your posts on NL, it will be so bad employing ym

So you're the skinny dude?Eya not fair oh

Lie of the year..... Endtime lie

iffa hear say this story na real

Cool story...yawn awon tin lie Mohammed... back to back was a hit..

My toddler niece will punch holes in your story and make a mesh out of it. Just go back to Romanceland, JV is for business minded Landers.

lolsss...dis got me really cracked up

See how person dey start New Year with cool lies.

*Yawning*....next pls, try another joke.

Split personality

Lol

And you are still using the same moniker