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Oh, Our World Nowadays!! Many Things Are Happening. See How They Have Reduced Us by talktomazech: 7:44am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Many things are going wrong in the world today. We live in fear every single day! Huh... See how to cross over to the next street nowadays: 1) Before you leave your house, say your prayer...who knows, it may be your last... 2) As you walk, keep looking around repeatedly for cars and bikes that may knock you down. 3) Raise your eyes repeatedly up to the sky to watch out for any Plane falling down to crash on your head. 4) Look down every second to avoid stepping on any bomb on the ground. 5) Hold your bag tightly with two hands such that nobody grabs your bag from you and runs away. 6) Zip up your pocket, then keep looking sideways to watch the person behind you such that nothing misses from your pocket. 7) Look back repeatedly to see if any kidnapper is following 8 ) Then walk zig-zag very fast to the next street to avoid stray bullet. 9) When you're in the next street, do not eat, drink, or touch anybody so you don’t contact Ebola virus. It has no cure! 10) At any time you saved little money and decide to fly, please keep your fingers crossed while inside plane and continue praying in tears that the Plane carrying you doesn't disappear with no trace... Now read the main gist: Click link and see what happened - https://www.mazech.com/farting
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Re: Oh, Our World Nowadays!! Many Things Are Happening. See How They Have Reduced Us by talktomazech: 7:45am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Re: Oh, Our World Nowadays!! Many Things Are Happening. See How They Have Reduced Us by wordbank(m): 7:56am On Jan 07, 2016 |
#itcanonlybelagos |
Re: Oh, Our World Nowadays!! Many Things Are Happening. See How They Have Reduced Us by excellencyabia1: 8:17am On Jan 07, 2016 |
On place is save |
Re: Oh, Our World Nowadays!! Many Things Are Happening. See How They Have Reduced Us by ruffhandu: 9:15am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Funny but somehow true. This is how you cross a street in a place called LagosMexicoAfganistanSyria. |
Re: Oh, Our World Nowadays!! Many Things Are Happening. See How They Have Reduced Us by talktomazech: 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
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