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The Village Girl by LILYWHITE(m): 11:45am On Jun 17, 2009
Amaga was a very well to do man he went to the village to pick wife .they match down the utter the pastor joint them 2gether and say u are now the head of ur family while ur wife is the neck down .next day after the wedding her preppered delious meal and chiken Amaga is back from work and demanded 4 his food, her serve Amaga only the head of the chiken and was eat the body of the chiken alone, Amaga was angry and ask why? She rely did't the pastor said u are the head and i am the ne grin ;Dck down so very thing will eat in this houese u will be eating the head and i the neck down
Re: The Village Girl by PeeJee(m): 11:49am On Jun 17, 2009
modify ur write up is full of mistakes
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 11:57am On Jun 17, 2009

Amaga was a very well to do man who went to the village to pick a wife. As the Pastor was joining them 2gether he said "u are now the head of ur family while ur wife is the neck down. The next day after the wedding she prepared a delious meal with chicken. Amaga returns from work and demanded 4 his food, she served Amaga only the chicken head and ate the body of the chiken alone. Amaga was angry and asked why? She replied didn't the pastor say u are the head and i am the neckĀ  grin grin down so everything we eat in this houese u will be eating the head and i the neck down.

I tried kipin d original version so leave d poor durlyn alone
Re: The Village Girl by Lolabbey: 12:01pm On Jun 17, 2009
u don do good
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 12:02pm On Jun 17, 2009
kiss
Re: The Village Girl by PeeJee(m): 12:04pm On Jun 17, 2009
stop kissing her angry
Re: The Village Girl by chiejik(f): 12:12pm On Jun 17, 2009
she is not serious
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 12:15pm On Jun 17, 2009
y chike dey vex with Amaga's wyf hia?
pyjamas go siddon
Re: The Village Girl by PeeJee(m): 12:16pm On Jun 17, 2009
Roma pls bring my sit
Re: The Village Girl by Lolabbey: 12:34pm On Jun 17, 2009
see pj sef dey feel importhnt
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 12:38pm On Jun 17, 2009
no mind d Vagabond In Power
Re: The Village Girl by donsponky(m): 12:42pm On Jun 17, 2009
i never see virgin prostitute grin grin grin
Re: The Village Girl by elowa: 12:57pm On Jun 17, 2009
donsponky:

i never see virgin prostitute grin grin grin

How does this relate to the gist on ground?
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 1:37pm On Jun 17, 2009
elowa don secure release again
long tym ow market?
Re: The Village Girl by elowa: 1:57pm On Jun 17, 2009
recession dey affect market my brother
Re: The Village Girl by chiejik(f): 2:40pm On Jun 17, 2009
na true talk my bro/sist which one?
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 2:42pm On Jun 17, 2009
wen u self dey put mouth 4 talk wey no konsain u chike & d river
Re: The Village Girl by chiejik(f): 2:46pm On Jun 17, 2009
thank you very much
romania
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2009
mention it
oya advertise yaself in 3 sentences
cool
Re: The Village Girl by clemcykul(f): 1:47pm On Jun 18, 2009
sits back and anticipates advert****
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 2:13pm On Jun 18, 2009
she don travel
Re: The Village Girl by clemcykul(f): 9:29am On Jun 19, 2009
who? me?
Re: The Village Girl by Bbeee: 9:52am On Jun 19, 2009
u dey ask me?
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 10:20am On Jun 19, 2009
u see ya name there
Re: The Village Girl by clemcykul(f): 11:44am On Jun 19, 2009
dont mind the buzie bee
Re: The Village Girl by Lolabbey: 12:04pm On Jun 19, 2009
i don hear
Re: The Village Girl by Tonyet1(m): 12:28pm On Jun 19, 2009
wetin u hear?
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 1:26pm On Jun 19, 2009
u dey peep pipul 4 bafrum
Re: The Village Girl by Tonyet1(m): 2:16pm On Jun 19, 2009
babeunotryo!,unoevenfitcalltoaskawfasef,welnoyawashawestillbefriendsabi?inodobadgiveumynumber
Re: The Village Girl by blissieng(f): 2:19pm On Jun 19, 2009
tonye-t:

babeunotryo!,unoevenfitcalltoaskawfasef,welnoyawashawestillbefriendsabi?inodobadgiveumynumber

" Babe you no try oh!, You no even fit call to to ask how far sef, well no yawa sha. . . we still be friends abi? I no do bad give you my number"

Who pray tell was the above message for?
Re: The Village Girl by blissieng(f): 2:19pm On Jun 19, 2009
Next time, if you could use a system with a good keyboard, Bob'll be ur uncle!!
Re: The Village Girl by romsky: 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2009
ble d translator

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