21 Funny Things to Say to a Girl
1. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

[Why?]

I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!

2. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who was as gorgeous as you are, I’d have… 5 cents.

3. My next drink is on you!

[Why?]

I saw you and dropped mine.

4. You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line.

5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

6. You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!

7. I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.

8. Can you fix my cell phone?

[What’s wrong with it?]

For some reason your number isn’t in it.

9. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…

10. I’m a lot shorter than this in reality but I’m just sitting on my billfold.

11. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?

12. How are you?

[good]

I didn’t ask how you looked, girl…

13. You must be a Snickers bar.

[why?]

You satisfy me, baby!

14. I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get, baby.

15. You’re as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the rainbow.

16. I’ll make you a deal.

[what?]

I’ll give you a kiss and f you don’t like it, you can return it.

17. There’s something wrong with my bed.

[What?]

You’re not in it.

18. Let’s name your legs Thanksgiving and Christmas and I’ll visit between the holidays.

19. Have you ever been arrested?

[No.]

Really? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

21. Have you ever been to Antarctica?

[No]

Me neither! We have so much in common!

Some of these will work wonders with certain girls and bomb with others but you should be yourself so choose a line or two that makes you giggle. That way you are showing a bit of your own personality.

If you say things that you don’t even think are funny then she definitely won’t laugh and you will seem insincere. Try being funny by being yourself. Smile, laugh and enjoy your time with her.

Tell her a funny story or make a funny face. Poke fun at yourself and, if you get the sense that she will like it, you can even poke a little bit of fun at her. Be careful poking fun at her though, of course.

While you are poking and making a fool of yourself, I'm busy assessing your shoes, belt , watch and the quality of wears and if it's at par, I might actually go along with the flow.. But, the mentioned are not at par, I will give this look that will make you regret the day you were born.

Imagine his no 4 line?? Learner Oshi

No sir, it won't work in Nigeria, cos most girls won't even get the joke.

Awww... So cute!
No. 13 is nasty

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BLINGZ88:
No sir, it won't work in Nigeria, cos most girls won't even get the joke.

exactly! you will end up making a fool of yourself

Nigerian girls hibernates their sense of humor when a guy approaches them.
that moment, most of them hardly smile at the funniest jokes..
so you might end up fooling yourself

i pity our girls

if u talk all these things finish ,she no come laugh nko?

awwww
I will definitely fall for this

Nyc lines.....but here in naija?....hell no!
Most(99.9%) of dem gals here are so dumb and brainless to stupor.
They wont even get the joke, and you?
Well, ull end up making a fool out of urself.
So....ill pass.

mistytohcute:
awwww
I will definitely fall for this

You sure? I could cram all these just to read them out to you..

Maycher:
You sure? I could cram all these just to read them out to you..

hmmm, lol

mistytohcute:


hmmm, lol

babe, why are you hmming and loling? Don't you wanna fall again? These words will def sound sweeter when i say them to you.

That awkward moment when you have to start explaining to the girl on how funny the saying is and you end up looking silly.

just mistakenly try this thing for 9ja

The only thanksgiving 9ja babes know na the one dem dey do for church.

I think some work here in Nigeria!.

Maycher:
babe, why are you hmming and loling? Don't you wanna fall again? These words will def sound sweeter when i say them to you.

okay

The girls in Nigeria won't even go along with the jokes..... They'll be like