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My Boarding School Experience by jayzon: 9:15pm On Jan 12, 2016
boarding school was really fun had much experiences.
1)remember as a jjc student back den we always kept our bucket under our bed bunk just to wake up d nxt day to find out sumone stole it wen u finally see sumone using it....him go just tell u say pesin d wait for d bucket(my own bucket oh) lik play lik play dat bucket no go enta ur hand
2)remember durin d nyt tym afta prep u go see boiz heading for d skull fence wit paper just to go hang dey shit. remember if u go pass under tree for nyt flash d tree first before u pass cus pesin fit shit ontop ur head(true)
3)remember durin d jjc days wen i tot boarding skul was lik home slept wif my new bed sheet woke up in d middle ov d nyt vry cold sumone stole it
4)remember wen i hated attending assemblies lik hell upon tho i was d class rep uld neva see me in durin assembly...remember wen i was called amongst d first 3in class durin assembly i wasn't present our principle was lik who is dx jason Daniels naso peace Corp begin find me dem manage hunt me down tk me to d assembly principal say mk dem gv me 20strokes afta dat him shake my hand
5)remember i was d class rep ov science class but no one break rules pass m
6)remember my gf her name was arsenal she had d biggest butt wen she hosted a party in skul (whch was illegal) i was asked to cum n dance wif her she begin rub dat ass for my evil forest naso my snake tk wake up pipo laff me die dat day.....lol...@same party d discipline master just dey pass jeje naso one idiot shout mr pindar dey cum lol...see as everybody begin jump fence even gurls lol false alarm..only 7of us cum dey class 4gurls 3boiz we rock ass taya
7)remember den d only way to be a prefect was to be a snitch if u steady snitch on ur fellow students u don turn prefect .....lol because prefect food na heaven n earth...leta ss2 dey changed tinz each table durin dinnin had its own flask of food lol everyone eat beta food dan prefect shame catch snitches
coolremember durin social nyt wen i rap'd on stage lol i became d biggest star in skul everychick wana date lol
9)remember wen durin beans uld neva see a gurl in d dining hall all were forming big gurl wey no dey chop beans me n my gurl go enta fetch food for same plate chop m pipo envy our relationship lik mad....lol...
e planty but mk i stop here ..pls share yours
Re: My Boarding School Experience by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 12, 2016
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