A love letter from a mechanic to a pepper seller.


Hello Girl,
I want to write u dis letter. Becos everyday I saw u opposite
with
my workshop. U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav
wash
u 4 a severally time now. The way your behaviour is nor
good
for me. I want to take u as a good garl friend. Because your
beautyfool garl in Dis awa town. So I luv u like butafly luv a
flower. Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to talk to
u
but u don't half tym. Dat is y I shouldn't came & talk to u. If
u
tink dat u cannot read d letter, just phone me & gave me d
reply
or d answer! I ham doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer.
Ebubedike.
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THE LOVELY REPLY:
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Ebu,
I rily soprice for your leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I shy
and I
look down. The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I
kannot left my peppe becus this is where I shop. I want to
phone
u but you have to resharge me. your leta have rily tosh me.
If u
come to my compand I will mit u for backayard.
your hart,
Bintu....

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