My boyfriend and I drove to church one Sunday. I had gone to his house on Friday from work; I hadn’t visited him for a very long time. Gosh! It was one of the wildest weekends I have ever witnessed. From that Friday night, the only break we had from the sheets were times we had our meals and a couple other times. On Sunday, we got into church as usual. We sang and danced like every other worshipper. My boyfriend and I were all ‘touchy touchy’; he would whisper something into my ears and I would whisper too. What looked like Sunday as usual took a different turn when our pastor mounted the podium. His sermon was titled “First Love”; he was preaching how we related with God the first time we gave our lives to Christ. He kept mentioning all the things Christians do these days without any sense of guilt. He turned to a corner of the hall and said “I can tell you for certain that some of you came to church today straight from your boyfriends’ bedrooms.” The part of the hall he was pointing at happened to be where we sat. “Somebody there, you are looking at me now; you came to church from your boyfriend’s house.” The whole congregation was quiet; everyone listened to the pastor with a straight face. At the end of the sermon, pastor made an ‘altar call’; “bow down your head and close your eyes” he commanded. “If you know you purposely lied or deceived someone or you committed fornication this week come to the altar.” It was a very fiery sermon. More than half of the church emptied to the altar. “Do not wait for anybody; do not look at your partner especially if your sin partner is there with you.” I squeezed Fred’s hand, hoping he would jump to his feet and lead the way to the altar. He did not move. I left him there and walked down to the altar. After prayers, I returned to my seat only to find out Fred was not there. I reached for my seat and sat down. On looking up, I saw him returning from the altar. Back in the house, we both looked like fowls thoroughly beaten in the rain. Before I left his house that evening, we resolved we were going to abstain from sex until we have tied the knot.

Konji Na basterd..

I'll believe u by the same time next week.

Nice one! Something like that happened in our university days. Come see break up and confession. At least you were sincere about your short comings. Since both of you were there and made the resolutions together, I pray for grace to keep it.

Smh

Break up the relationship!

kipirup

Isn't this how pastors make their money? Play on people's fears,act all clairvoyant and of course throw in the hell angle for effect. We've seen this play out so many times it's become clichèd.

the pastor tried to condemn the act but you never can tell what sin he has been doing,I never liked the idea of coming out to confess sins though

Lol, u lot probably think that fornication is the only sin in this world, funny thread

cold:
Isn't this how pastors make their money? Play on people's fears,act all clairvoyant and of course throw in the hell angle for effect. We've seen this play out so many times it's become clichèd.

you atheists like to pop on something that doesent concern you, were in the post the pastor incite fear on the congregation ? Smokers are liable to die you, is this a bad threat ?

cold:
Isn't this how pastors make their money? Play on people's fears,act all clairvoyant and of course throw in the hell angle for effect. We've seen this play out so many times it's become clichèd.

Atheists are really in support of depravities . Why will someone be against having a good lifestyle being taught in church ?

malvisguy212:
you atheists like to pop on something that doesent concern you, were in the post the pastor incite fear on the congregation ? Smokers are liable to die you, is this a bad threat ?

The fear of hell is another reason they deny God .

KingEbukasBlog:


The fear of hell is another reason they deny God .

More like the fear of hell is why you serve god.

cold:

More like the fear of hell is why you serve god.

Well ,
Fear of the EFCC discourages money laundering
Fear of the Police discourages crime/vices
Fear of the dogs in a compound discourages a burglar from invading a house
Fear of mama's cane discourages you from disobeying her
Fear of hell discourages someone from living a bad lifestyle

What do they have in common ? They are deterrents .

KingEbukasBlog:

Well ,
Fear of the EFCC discourages money laundering
Fear of the Police discourages crime/vices
Fear of the dogs in a compound discourages a burglar from invading a house
Fear of mama's cane discourages you from disobeying her
Fear of hell discourages someone from living a bad lifestyle

What do they have in common ? They are deterrents .

Now at least you see the contradiction in your ealier comment. Fear of hell cannot lead to denial of a god. It only concretises belief in same.

cold:

Now at least you see the contradiction in your ealier comment. Fear of hell cannot lead to denial of a god. It only concretises belief in same.

I'm right in a way . E.g

This deal is too good to be true .

You can be too scared of hell because of its abhorrence and then deny its existence

KingEbukasBlog:


I'm right in a way . E.g

This deal is too good to be true .

You can be too scared of hell because of its abhorrence and then deny its existence

Laughable analogy

cold:
Isn't this how pastors make their money? Play on people's fears,act all clairvoyant and of course throw in the hell angle for effect. We've seen this play out so many times it's become clichèd.

Father in the name of Jesus, I decree that all the female children of the person bearing the moniker "Cold" become prostitutes, pornografic stars and may no man ever find them good enough for a relationship, only rape. And may his sons, be vagabonds, high way robbers rapists, and pedophiles. May they never listen to any advice whether from their parents or relations.
Cold, say amen, since all these traits are good.
And don't complain.

analice107:

Father in the name of Jesus, I decree that all the female children of the person bearing the moniker "Cold" become prostitutes, pornografic stars and may no man ever find them good enough for a relationship, only rape. And may his sons, be vagabonds, high way robbers rapists, and pedophiles. May they never listen to any advice whether from their parents or relations.
Cold, say amen, since all these traits are good.
And don't complain.

Your skydaddy does not exist. You just wasted your time. Find something useful to do with your time rather than talking to yourself everyday in the name of prayers

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

analice107:

Father in the name of Jesus, I decree that all the female children of the person bearing the moniker "Cold" become prostitutes, pornografic stars and [b]may no man ever find them good enough for a relationship, only rape. [/b]And may his sons, be vagabonds, high way robbers rapists, and pedophiles. May they never listen to any advice whether from their parents or relations.
Cold, say amen, since all these traits are good.
And don't complain.

How exactly is that your business Sire?? are we complaining? or bombing people?

cold:

Your skydaddy does not exist. You just wasted your time. Find something useful to do with your time rather than talking to yourself everyday in the name of prayers

cold:

Your skydaddy does not exist. You just wasted your time. Find something useful to do with your time rather than talking to yourself everyday in the name of prayers

Yea? U called him my skydaddy, yet you said, he doesn't exist. Nwa type amen to the prayer if you are not scared. I dare you.