So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating, I went to pay for the
food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500
naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to go look for change,
and
surprisingly she said I was embarrasing her,
that I should act like a big boy and leave the
change for the waiter...
.
Is she crazy?
Is she madt?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do?
I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus
around, you will feed 5000 people..Is that
the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100.
Total
N410, and you say 500 naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums &
good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt N100 and remaining 150 to play
Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira
shey
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene
Wenger
of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never given 500 naira
offering for church oo
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500
naira
credit from MTN and you have to paid back.

cc. cassyrooy lalasticlala Seun

I hope u collected it?

maxti:
I hope u collected it?

i collected it and havent gone to see her again

SexyKaycee:


i collected it and havent gone to see her again

Good one! Thumbs up.
If she had asked u to leave it I.e give the waiter, it's understandable but to say you are disgracing her, not acceptable .

Sexykaycee Direct that gal to me, abeg, she needs reorientation and i'm perfect for that .





I'll make change, at every Junction i'll give every beggar N50 until their blessings begin to embarrass me also.



or



i send N100 airtime to 5 different babes just to say 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'. atleast they'll come by and appreciate in KIND too.



or



i give her the N500 for transport, either way it has value.

cassyrooy:
Sexykaycee Direct that gal to me, abeg, she needs reorientation and i'm perfect for that .





I'll make change, at every Junction i'll give every beggar N50 until their blessings begin to embarrass me also.



or



i send N100 airtime to 5 different babes just to say 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'. atleast they'll come by and appreciate in KIND too.



or



i give her the N500 for transport, either way it has value.

lmao you just killed me bro. i am directing no one jare, your movement too strong, you will collect collectibles more valuable than 500 in the short run

SexyKaycee:


lmao you just killed me bro. i am directing no one jare, your movement too strong, you will collect collectibles more valuable than 500 in the short run

lmfao.

Op,ur middle name must be LIEnus..it didnt happen to u, saw it the other day on Twitter,it was the girl who posted it on twitter and she received the Bashing of her life..

markkaycee:
Op,ur middle name must be LIEnus..it didnt happen to u, saw it the other day on Twitter,it was the girl who posted it on twitter and she received the Bashing of her life..

have you stopped to think if the twitter girl pinched it from me?