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Lie Detector Robot. by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jan 23, 2016
Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot is now for sale.

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Re: Lie Detector Robot. by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:07pm On Jan 23, 2016
End time robot angry
Re: Lie Detector Robot. by uboma(m): 9:37am On Jan 24, 2016
Siena:
Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot is now for sale.


This is so hilarious!

See me laughing out so loud.

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Re: Lie Detector Robot. by Nobody: 12:20am On Apr 17, 2016
Lalasticlala see funny joke oh grin grin grin
Re: Lie Detector Robot. by LeJeun3: 8:42am On Apr 17, 2016



Robot would have made more amazing discoveries!!



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