GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops
you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time
wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to
another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is
demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot
a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want
to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage
Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your
combined household income is less than 350k. Your
daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and
Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage
of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with
hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate
the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20
marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you
spend over 10k in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius
of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)