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Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by spacks(m): 11:48pm On Jan 25, 2016
Xeedorf:
If common Rat can be making headlines now on every newspaper, blog, TV, radio with Lassa Fever, just know that if it's your turn to shine nothing can stop it! Believe in yourself, work hard!!

#Olamilekan 'TAKE it.
bros u funny die
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by smart8927(m): 1:13am On Jan 26, 2016
the fear of lassa fever, the beginning of wisdom.. grin grin
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Nobody: 1:38am On Jan 26, 2016
They are chasing one in front of them and as well running away from one behind them. its simple!
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by canDy4eva(f): 2:41am On Jan 26, 2016
doyinisaac:
Whether it is the rat chasing them or them chasing the rat,one thing I know is that there was a "chase"..grin
...gbam!
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by babafirst(m): 5:27am On Jan 26, 2016
niggi4life:
Woke up this morning, went to the toilet and sat down comfortably, only for me to discover something was biting my ass.. I initially thought it was my big lump of poo poo but when I stood up I saw a big rat trying to hide inside the toilet.. How the rat managed to get inside I really don't know.... I ran outside the toilet naked and I just couldn't kill it.....



As I speak now I am deeply pressed but I can't go near the toilet for fear of Lassarious bite from the hidden rat
I don't know whether this is a joke or it's real but I have seen a rat swimming in a toilet before.But I was lucky I saw the rat before I placed my bum on the toilet seat.It was many years back but till today it affects me as I must extra check a toilet to be sure it's free.
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by jericco1(m): 7:29am On Jan 26, 2016
grin angry
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Mutuwa(m): 7:34am On Jan 26, 2016
kenny905:
mumu y u dey laff ? Lassa infected goaty

Is stupidity inherent in you? Or you are simply trying to be one.Stupid love child..
Hahaha am laughing.
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Nnenna18(f): 8:32am On Jan 26, 2016
No be small tin o
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by mizzyboi19(m): 8:33am On Jan 26, 2016
I swear this is necessary
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by mrspeaker: 8:41am On Jan 26, 2016
Na police dey chase them which one be Lassa infested rat chasing them. all the same police sef ,them they behave like Rat too. just saying ooo.
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by kenny905(m): 8:45am On Jan 26, 2016
Mutuwa:


Is stupidity inherent in you? Or you are simply trying to be one.Stupid love child..
Hahaha am laughing.
Sorry I forgot, na imbecility the make u laff. Mad dog
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Mutuwa(m): 8:55am On Jan 26, 2016
kenny905:
Sorry I forgot, na imbecility the make u laff. Mad dog

like i said you are just a love child..lovelessness and stupidity resides in your lineage..
just because you are a product of special birth centers,doesn't mean you are not status frustrated.

Donkey.. grin
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by tsdarkside(m): 8:55am On Jan 26, 2016
nawa for human being...when we are not busy killing ourselfs,then we are busy killing something else...


you people dont evn ask youselfs,how the rats got this disease.....rats are always with us,and we never had such issues...

how did the rats get the disease??...
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by kenny905(m): 9:10am On Jan 26, 2016
Mutuwa:


like i said you are just a love child..lovelessness and stupidity resides in your lineage..
just because you are a product of special birth centers,doesn't mean you are not status frustrated.

Donkey.. grin
kikikiki and y did ur father sue d condom industry when he realized ur mom was pregnant? Even when u didn't step a foot in this world of ours u were hated.....all I can say its sorry...life, sometimes is a bitch
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Mutuwa(m): 9:13am On Jan 26, 2016
kenny905:
kikikiki and y did ur father sue d condom industry when he realized ur mom was pregnant? Even when u didn't step a foot in this world of ours u were hated.....all I can say its sorry...life, sometimes is a bitch

young lad..
its like you don't really understand what a love child is? Please go and ask..
aside being a daftt,you are suffer from congenital stupidity.
try asking to confirm please.
get back to me when you have consulted any of your parents (if any) grin
and don't worry,I have ample time for riffraffs like you.
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by BALLOSKI: 9:14am On Jan 26, 2016
readone1:

Lol i was referring to what the picture portray and not where u reside

Hope I haven't offended a brother
I'm joking too.
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by BALLOSKI: 9:15am On Jan 26, 2016
LazVegaz:
They are chasing one in front of them and as well running away from one behind them. its simple!

gbam
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by kenny905(m): 9:22am On Jan 26, 2016
Mutuwa:


young lad..
its like you don't really understand what a love child is? Please go and ask..
aside being a daftt,you are suffer from congenital stupidity.
try asking to confirm please.
get back to me when you have consulted any of your parents (if any) grin
and don't worry,I have ample time for riffraffs like you.
you are suffer from So na with illiterate I dry exchange words with since? Mtchew mek ah dey go skul jor
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Mutuwa(m): 9:25am On Jan 26, 2016
kenny905:
you are suffer from So na with illiterate I dry exchange words with since? Mtchew mek ah dey go skul jor

you don't even make sense becasue you are just a stupid daftt kunt.
shebi you won insult abi? make we continue nah.. Ediot
see a simple comment and pass you won prove say you sabi insult.
you mumu pass cow! grin
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by kenny905(m): 9:27am On Jan 26, 2016
Mutuwa:


you don't even make sense becasue you are just a stupid daftt kunt.
shebi you won insult abi? make we continue nah.. Ediot
see a simple comment and pass you won prove say you sabi insult.
you mumu pass cow! grin
I'll seriously love to see how u think, too bad I can't put my head so far up in my ass....dunderhead
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by Mutuwa(m): 9:37am On Jan 26, 2016
kenny905:
I'll seriously love to see how u think, too bad I can't put my head so far up in my ass....dunderhead

love child,love child, love child..where are your parents (if any)
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity coming from an Edioot
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by justmenoni: 10:19am On Jan 26, 2016
Op if u come enter lagos island nko


quote author=BALLOSKI post=42319267]Spread the message, lassa fever is deadly . Don't let the chief carrier of the disease which is rat to roam your environment unhindered . Kill as much ss you can.



In mainland, rat annihilation ti takeover.

undecided[/quote]
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by adedayourt(m): 11:30am On Jan 26, 2016
bobchigar:

Guess who is the next and next thing!

lets keep our fingers ctossed but seriously we do not want this trend to continue
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by austinbrown: 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2016
bobchigar:

If I hear............ Rats in Lekki are as big as cat
u Don go Lekki b4?
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by mhimi(m): 11:55am On Apr 23, 2016
it looks more lyk boko haram invasion
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by addizzle(f): 9:33pm On Jul 16, 2016
addizzle:
smiles..,.just reading comments...most of u guys here r junky... funny u
worst junky eva
Re: When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) by jbblues24(m): 10:55am On May 31, 2019
This is slick and neat. embarassed

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