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Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by uche87(m): 4:11pm On Feb 06, 2016
Prostitutes (Runs Girls) in an African society are generally regarded as outcasts with every man hypocritically expressing disgust about them. All these men keep prostitutes as their dirty little secrets that should never be flaunted in the open but if the so-called men weren't patronizing, how are the s*x workers keeping up the trade? Questions for the gods!

Below are some great reasons why you should love a commercial s*x worker:
(1) You will never get hurt: Only a man with mental issues develops feelings for a call girl. Its strictly business and nobody gets hurts unlike a normal girl that engages in infidelity in hiding at the detriment of her partner.

(2) They don't lie: A prostitute may only be cunning with her service charge which fluctuates according to your status or your negotiation ability. A normal girl that just had s*x may lie to a timid man she is a virgin so also a lady with 10 boyfriends approximately will claim there is no one.

(3) Reduced risks of s*xually transmitted diseases: Most men don't realize its easier for them to contacts STDs from theirgirl friends compared to a s*x worker who will always insist on condoms due to distrust between both parties. Your girlfriend might be sleeping with two randy men doing several other women unprotected too and out of love you thrust in without cover.

(4) Optimum pleasure on bed: Prostitutes are professionals. This agrees with the saying that bad girls are fun to be with and the good ones are boring. Good girls don't like switching s*x positions and give heads but as for the other party, an improved fee can turn her into a monster for you. Have u heard of the acrobatic style? If no, then you are not paying well lol

(5) Timely service:
There are sometimes that you want s*x virtually immediately and can't wait for a second. Its either you place a call to your favourite girl or you drive down to her base. As soon as you are ready she is but your girlfriend maybe busy or at times not in the mood.

(6) Prostitution has reduced the menace of r*pe: Several men who can't control their libido like the fall of the oil price can find solace in some brothels that charge as low as N500 or N1000 for a round. No sane girl on your street will accept that minute amount from you unless she is below 10 years which is an abuse before the law.

(7) Prostitutes are neater down 'there' compared to normal ladies:
Call girls have grades anyway. Some ladies can be careless about the cleanliness of their v*gina and other parts of their bodies but a commercial s*x worker will never toil with her 'market' to give you a mouth-watering experience so that you can be back again in no time.

(cool Prostitutes are relatively cheaper than normal ladies:
Nigerian ladies want a lover and a 'father' who will buy the latest Brazilian hair brands, shoes, clothes, expensive phones, school fees, house-rent etc. A s*x worker will only collect her wages and leave. With time you maybe accrued to free service at least one in a while if your patronage is constant.

(9) Prostitutes don't coerce you into marriage: Nowadays some Nigerian ladies disturb a guy who is only sleeping with them with marriage assurances. They can't simply draw the line between pleasure and love. They initiate the proposal when the gentleman just wants to simply have fun. 'Sister Carol' will never do that. No feelings, just business.

(10) Prostitutes are unbelievable:
Once you have the purchasing power, you can storm any club and make selections like you are buying fairly-used clothes. You may desire it slim, fat , loaded in front or at the back of even moderate. You assume the status of the Don and they bow at your feet but there is the possibility of that normal lady with those specifics not wanting you despite your wealth if she is godly or hooked.
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by 2best(m): 4:18pm On Feb 06, 2016
Hw about getting demonised? Would You say that's a merit too?
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Adaowerri111: 4:21pm On Feb 06, 2016
Funny but some iota of truth

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Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by skywalker240(m): 4:26pm On Feb 06, 2016
grin
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by fbtowner(m): 4:30pm On Feb 06, 2016
Op na bad guy.

Besides u only enjoy runs girls when u have money not when u are hustling.

That's wen u will start fighting for rounds.
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by mimopel(f): 4:34pm On Feb 06, 2016
if dis get to front page den i most say nairaland has no value again. putting junks on fp. encouraging men patronising prostitutes
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by chumaster(m): 4:36pm On Feb 06, 2016
2best:
Hw about getting demonised? Would You say that's a merit too?
even though I don't do Olosho things, I don't believe in all these sex&demon talk. FALLACY

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Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Chicagoesontop: 4:38pm On Feb 06, 2016
You No Lie Shaa !!! Back In The Days I Patronize One The Extent She No Dey Collect Money From Me Again, I Am Careful Not To Come During Her Rush Hours, One Day I Came And She Was Sleeping, I Immediately Put On A Condom Opened Her Legs And Penetrate Her, When She Opened Her Eyes And Saw Me All She Said Was ... Oh Na You ? Abeg If You Finish Close My Legs For Me. Am Sleeping !!

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Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:02pm On Feb 06, 2016
I prefer a call girl than gf.So many of our girlfriends are call girls without our knowledge.Esp,those that always form virgins and no sex until after marriage.Don't fall into their cunning trap.
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:07pm On Feb 06, 2016
Urrrrmmm not bad smiley Why dont ladies have commercial guys they can patronise too embarassed

Am not a call girl o undecided
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:10pm On Feb 06, 2016
Chicagoesontop:
You No Lie Shaa !!! Back In The Days I Patronize One The Extent She No Dey Collect Money From Me Again, I Am Careful Not To Come During Her Rush Hours, One Day I Came And She Was Sleeping, I Immediately Put On A Condom Opened Her Legs And Penetrate Her, When She Opened Her Eyes And Saw Me All She Said Was ... Oh Na You ? Abeg If You Finish Close My Legs For Me. Am Sleeping !!
:-)) grin
Chicagoesontop:
You No Lie Shaa !!! Back In The Days I Patronize One The Extent She No Dey Collect Money From Me Again, I Am Careful Not To Come During Her Rush Hours, One Day I Came And She Was Sleeping, I Immediately Put On A Condom Opened Her Legs And Penetrate Her, When She Opened Her Eyes And Saw Me All She Said Was ... Oh Na You ? Abeg If You Finish Close My Legs For Me. Am Sleeping !!
:-))
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:12pm On Feb 06, 2016
mimopel:
if dis get to front page den i most say nairaland has no value again. putting junks on fp. encouraging men patronising prostitutes
Do you have only one guy?
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:15pm On Feb 06, 2016
Chicagoesontop:
You No Lie Shaa !!! Back In The Days I Patronize One The Extent She No Dey Collect Money From Me Again, I Am Careful Not To Come During Her Rush Hours, One Day I Came And She Was Sleeping, I Immediately Put On A Condom Opened Her Legs And Penetrate Her, When She Opened Her Eyes And Saw Me All She Said Was ... Oh Na You ? Abeg If You Finish Close My Legs For Me. Am Sleeping !!
Bro you lie small.If olosho no charge you you no go hard.There is no emotion in oloshos.So how your john Thomas take stand before you wear cd?
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:18pm On Feb 06, 2016
Speechless3:
Urrrrmmm not bad smiley Why dont ladies have commercial guys they can patronise too embarassed

Am not a call girl o undecided
You look like one of my customers.
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:24pm On Feb 06, 2016
Love Machine:
You look like one of my customers.
cheesy You must be outa your mind if you think i would be pissed cheesy
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Chicagoesontop: 5:25pm On Feb 06, 2016
Love Machine:
Bro you lie small.If olosho no charge you you no go hard.There is no emotion in oloshos.So how your john Thomas take stand before you wear cd?

Bros, na my customer at that time and i only visit her whenever my joy stick is hard and looking for a soft hole to enter, i know where she keeps the condom so all i did was close her door behind me, insert the condom untie her wrapper and spread her legs before she opened her eyes and made the comment ..
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:27pm On Feb 06, 2016
Speechless3:
cheesy You must be outa your mind if you think i would be pissed cheesy
Na joke.No take am personal.
Re: Why You Should Patronize A 'Runs Girl': Top 10 Reasons by Nobody: 5:28pm On Feb 06, 2016
Chicagoesontop:


Bros, na my customer at that time and i only visit her whenever my joy stick is hard and looking for a soft hole to enter, i know where she keeps the condom so all i did was close her door behind me, insert the condom untie her wrapper and spread her legs before she opened her eyes and made the comment ..
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