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You Have Two Cows... by killjoy(m): 8:39pm On Feb 12, 2016
I stumbled onto this partly exciting, partly funny, partly educative post, thought I should share. screen shots below...

Re: You Have Two Cows... by killjoy(m): 8:48pm On Feb 12, 2016
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Re: You Have Two Cows... by killjoy(m): 8:52pm On Feb 12, 2016
a Nigerian corporation, what is a cow? is it the name of a person, animal, place or thing?
Re: You Have Two Cows... by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 12, 2016
America - You have 2 cows, Russia seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to NATO.

Your economy is thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Iraq, stole 2 cows from there. Russia seized 1 again. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to Al-Qaeda & Osama Bin Laden.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Libya, stole 2 cows from there. China seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to ISIS.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy,
so you attempt to invade Syria, but unfortunately for you, Russia comes into Syria & chased you out like an helpless guinea-fowl.

There's no more milk to run your economy, you decide to explore Nigeria by sending wolves in form of Boko Haram to survey the Nigerian cows.

You hijack the only cow in Ghana & replaced it with 2 prisoners from Guantanamo Bay in order to turn Ghana to the Terrorist Capital of Africa. grin

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Re: You Have Two Cows... by killjoy(m): 9:35pm On Feb 12, 2016
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Obatala7Kronos:
America - You have 2 cows, Russia seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to NATO.

Your economy is thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Iraq, stole 2 cows from there. Russia seized 1 again. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to Al-Qaeda & Osama Bin Laden.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Libya, stole 2 cows from there. China seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to ISIS.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy,
so you attempt to invade Syria, but unfortunately for you, Russia comes into Syria & chased you out like an helpless guinea-fowl.

There's no more milk to run your economy, you decide to explore Nigeria by sending wolves in form of Boko Haram to survey the Nigerian cows.

You hijack the only cow in Ghana & replaced it with 2 prisoners from Guantanamo Bay in order to turn Ghana to the Terrorist Capital of Africa. grin
grin

In a nutshell, America engages in "bovine heist", loses half of her loot to others and invests the rest in terrorism. hehehehe

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Re: You Have Two Cows... by Karlovich: 9:40pm On Feb 12, 2016
Buhari has 50 cows, he sells some for a profit, while he gives the rest to his fulani brothers which they use as a reason to slaughter indigenes
Re: You Have Two Cows... by PlayerMeji: 12:46am On Feb 13, 2016
Oga ju!

Nigerians dey para!!
Re: You Have Two Cows... by chriskosherbal(m): 4:44am On Feb 13, 2016
Lol

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