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Caught An Uber Driver Having Sex In His Cab While Still Driving by wearobo: 4:25am On Feb 15, 2016
This happened on Monday, February 8th in Las Vegas—Paradise to be precise. I was driving home from McCarran International airport at about 9:00pm. I had to the airport to drop off a friend of mine who was travelling out of the country. I was on E Russell Road when a yellow Uber Taxi drove past me. The light in the Uber taxi was turned off and all windows wound up. At first I didn’t notice anything odd going on in the cab but my attention was drawn when the light from the street lamps shone on the vehicle.

The Uber car wasn’t so far from mine(was on my left) so I could see by the light a young lady (probably in her twenties) in the passenger seat. But she soon got into in an awkward position: she bent her head to the driver’s lap and seemed like she was holding his private part (or penis) in her hand. I was completely taken aback; I couldn’t believe what I just saw. I wanted to get the full picture of everything going in the vehicle--at least to clear up any doubts-- so I put my foot down in order to see things clearly.

As I drove past , I took a quick look and I was lucky to catch a glimpse of the future---where cars are driving themselves on the road and passengers have the opportunity to make out since they can take their hands off the steering wheel and not worry about hitting other vehicles or pedestrians. I could see clearly the Uber cab driver was getting a Mouth Action from the lady while still he was still in the driver’s seat. Of course they knew I saw them but I just pretended as though nothing had happened and went my own way.

On my drive home, I began to question the sanity of both the Uber cab driver and his female passenger. Two grown-ups having sex inside a car in motion and not concerned about their own safety or the safety of other road users or the illegality of doing that in public. That’s ridiculous, shameful and suicidal to me. If you are sexually excited and can’t hold it, why not just look for a safe place where no one will see you, park your car and do whatever you like with each other in the car and save all of us a trip to the hospital.

But then again I also began to imagine a future, in relation to the experience I just had, where couples would use automobiles as their matrimonial bed once self-driving cars become commercially available. The cars will be specious and you wouldn’t have to worry about getting into an accident in the act as the fully autonomous vehicle will take care of the driving while you make out. The Uber couple I saw getting leg over in the taxi on E Russell road only made do with the space they had while the cab driver was still driving. Not everyone is as daring as those two right now to go ahead and have sex in a moving car.

When automakers start mass-producing and selling driverless cars for the general public--besides the joy of reading newspapers, watching your favourite TV shows,surfing the web etc. while your car drives you to your place of work or your desired location, one of the reasons people will buy or use computer-driven vehicles is the freedom of having sex almost anywhere in them.

Credit: http://www.wearobo.com/2016/02/i-caught-uber-driver-having-sex-in-his.html#sthash.9FduwyGp.dpuf

Re: Caught An Uber Driver Having Sex In His Cab While Still Driving by Nobody: 5:50am On Feb 15, 2016
A picture would be worth 7billion words at this point

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Re: Caught An Uber Driver Having Sex In His Cab While Still Driving by lonelydora: 7:31am On Feb 15, 2016
Please a pix will confirm that.
Re: Caught An Uber Driver Having Sex In His Cab While Still Driving by walexyll(m): 4:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
Well, this is not strange at all, you really don't need a self-driving car before u receive bl0wj0b in the car. Have a couple of friends who had done such around 3am while driving down home from club, saturday morning on third mainland bridge....though risky, and I am not encouraging it.....it is just one of those crazy ideas that pop up ur head as a young man
Re: Caught An Uber Driver Having Sex In His Cab While Still Driving by Techoftoday: 12:39am On Feb 16, 2016
Cc: lalasticlala ishilove

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