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If Today's Nigerians Were a Part of Past Isrealites... by SmartMugu: 1:15am On Feb 17, 2016
If the Israelites depicted in the bible were from this generation, while crossings the red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking
pictures and selfies, uploading them on Facebook and Twitter with comments like:
1. Chilling with Moses.
2. Miracle things on point.
3. Crossing mode activated!
4. Cruising in the red sea.
5. Pharaoh no fit catch us.
6. Omo see fish flexing.
7. Fish for sale, ping for delivery.
8. Flexing with Uncle Aaron.
9. Swimming mode activated!
10. Me and my boo on fish hunting.
True or False?....lolzzzz
Re: If Today's Nigerians Were a Part of Past Isrealites... by Edwinmason(m): 2:24am On Feb 17, 2016
101% TRUE

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